Indifferent Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I love dirty limerics (well a little bit dirty is ok if its comical). Hope I don't offend the mods. Anyone know any more. Here's a couple to start ya off There once was a girl from Phitsanulok. That for 24 baht would let-ya-look for 20 baht more, you could lay on the floor and she'd massage yer face with her massive-c**k. There once was a girl from Rayong. Who thought she looked nice in a thong. When she walked through the street, she'd trip over her feet cos her p**s flaps were way far too long. There once was a girl from Phang Nga. Who would always take one step to far. Until one farang said if you give me some head I'll buy your family a cow, house and car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 There was a young lady from Ealing who had a very strange feeling she lay on her back and opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indifferent Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 There was a young lady from Ealingwho had a very strange feeling she lay on her back and opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling Any Thai ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTR1000 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 There was an old lady in Bangkok who wore a frilly blue frock then one night on Sukhumvit she met a drunken old git whose brains were under his co*k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 There was an old man from Downducket with a dick so long he could suck it he said with a grin, wiping spunk from his chin if my ear was a c**t I could <deleted>*k it.............. redrus *insert Thai rhyming for Downducket if you can.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 There was a young lady from Ealing who had a very strange feeling she lay on her back and opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling Any Thai ones? There was a young lady from Ealing Darjeeling ... (It counts its in Asia ) who had a very strange feeling she lay on her back and opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 (edited) there once was a girl from koh samui whose vagina had become unbearably gooey she'd had too many pokes from lowlife blokes and now would only give you a chewie. Edited November 19, 2006 by taxexile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Old man Vichai had a ten foot japs eye and he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake, and now its only four foot four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 There once was a girl callen Noi who loved to play with her toy she used it so much that it knackered her crotch and now she's called Noi with no Hoy There was a young girl called Oy who it could never be said was coy I once paid her bar She said we can't go too far so she gave me a nosh in the Soi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 There once was a young lady called Nit who often let me play with her tit one day I said oi! you're really a katoey and she said you must feel a twit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 there was once a bloke called somchai who fancied a piece of hairy pie so he found someone willing to give him a thrilling and as he came he screamed เสียวจะตาย there was once a girl of phitsulanok who was partial to a length of falang cock she met a swede with an erection but he'd forgotten his protection so he just slipped on his old sweaty sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizzaman Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 There was a katoey at Trang Junction who showed the tits on a luncheon in the branch was at top and had been a coop still was keeping the truncheon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Thereis a piss head in Surin Who hates to pay his check bin He'll go to the bog Saying it's time for a log And that's the last time he's seen There is a fallang in Kalasin Who met up with friends in Surin He thought it was cool to piss in the pool Now he's got no friends in Surin I once met a girl from Korat Who started to get a bit fat The last time she farted Sounded like a Harley had started She said beat that you fat <deleted> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Wake up young Ning im going to slide it in will you be jai dee and assist me now She looks at me all sleepy kicks my balls makes me weepy so its off to the hong nam for a quick chagwow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 (edited) There was a young girl from Tak who had a very large crack One night I dived in and fell to the rim but was saved by the planks on my back Edited November 20, 2006 by davidjtayler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFCarlson Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 There was a young lady named Jill Used a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil (Can you think of Thai names to rhyme?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 There was a young lady named JillUsed a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil (Can you think of Thai names to rhyme?) There was a young lady named Jill Som Used a dynamite stick for a thrill turn on They found her vagina In North Carolina a small Issan diner And bits of her tits in Brazil Mae Hong Son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 (edited) Sick but good Edited November 20, 2006 by Grover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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