Expensive weekend :(

[bamukloy]

I smell a Canadian. BTW, must be a real hi-so neighborhood with dogs roaming loose at night. The only mystery is how much of a cut your wife will get.

My initial guess would have been Aussie, but the big letters U&K in his username are a dead giveaway.

Edited July 29, 2016 by bamukloy

[KhonKaenKowboy]

I smell a Canadian. BTW, must be a real hi-so neighborhood with dogs roaming loose at night. The only mystery is how much of a cut your wife will get.

My initial guess would have been Aussie, but the big letters U&K in his username are a dead giveaway.

Apparently, they (UK/Oz) lose the accent, when they sober up. I also agree, claiming to have lost a passport or smart phone would have been an only defense. However, the word "smart" might have raised a few eyebrows at the confession session.

[JJGreen]

Where does the dog stand in all of this?

Did you find it?

[Dipterocarp]

If the authorities are already aware of the nature of the event and that said owner shall "drop charges" of criminal trespass if an unreasonable sum to repair windows is paid that makes the authorities accessories. Public corruptions, a nice twist to classic extortion. Pay up, then move far away. Neighbors like this will be back for more next time you show your arse, or they'll just make something up. Amazing Thailand.