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     Bless her little heart.....  How  sweet........  
     The secret to long life...
  
                     
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   A  doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.
                  
   She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
   
  "I couldnt help but notice how happy you look! What is your  secret?"
                 
  "I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart  from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food --
            
   On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I dont exercise at all.
            
  "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
     "Forty",  she replied

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