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how to dress to impress Thai ladies in Pattaya ?


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22 hours ago, happy Joe said:

Not complicated.

You observe how the Americans are dressed and you do exactly the opposite ...

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You must have overlooked all the other farangs from you name it.  Simply, the threads don't matter, just keep thrown the baht.  Even walk down your local street with just a cheap pair of shorts will do....that is if the baht is still flying.

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On 10/09/2016 at 9:19 AM, i claudius said:

I dont need to dress to impress ,with my body , godlike looks and air of sophisticated grace , the women just swoon at my feet .

but the wife wont let me out by myself , she says i just get lost ..

Not quite the same physical attributes as now knocking on the door of 60 (damn!) but last time wife and I walked down the street of fun she held my hand so tight that it took a thirty minute negotiation for me to get release to use hong nam.

 

sadly my zipper broke in the open position and it took a very long time to explain that one.....

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If you really wanna impress chicks in Patts then you need to have a 1,000 baht bill hanging out of your shirt's breast pocket and one from each side of your left & right side of your trousers. That will really get those chicks impressed.

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