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Gotta catch 'em all - Met Police show drug case suspects as Pokemon at news conference

 
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Image: Thairath
 
BANGKOK:-- There seems to be no end to the innovations of the Thai police. 
 
In the latest development at Region 1 of the Met Police callous drug suspects were shown as cute Pokémon cartoon figures.
 
At least it was fun and meant that the prime minister's edict to protect suspects' human rights was kind of being followed.
 
A jolly time was had by all - it was the weekly briefing for reporters in which division deputy Sompong Chingduang announced the latest arrests and successes from the crackdown on crime over the September 5 - 10 period.
 
A chart depicted a serious drugs case with the suspects who were not yet caught replaced by Pikachu and his cute mates.
 
No one needed to keep a straight face as Sompong - affectionately know as Big Too - led the Saturday "sanuk".
 
More serious were the latest figures that showed 173 suspects were now in custody across the region in 152 separate cases.
 
Much of it was theft of motorcycles, gambling, drugs and busts related to the sex trade.
 
But one was singled out for mention - a bag snatch on a Burmese nurse, holidaying from the UK, who has a British husband. The victim, named as Miss (sic) Dehlaing lost a sentimental wedding memento from her bag as she was eating at a Pratunam chicken rice stall.
 
But cops saved the day when the thief was swiftly nabbed much to the victim's delight resulting in the return of her treasured item.
 
Not a single Pokémon was used in depicting this case.
 
Source: Thairath
 
 
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Just now, jamesbrock said:

 

That's a 67% increase from yesterday!

That's the great thing about these new " Smart Cops". Give a chap a piece of blue water pipe with an angle glued on the end and they're off - no stopping  them.

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17 minutes ago, JAG said:

That's the great thing about these new " Smart Cops". Give a chap a piece of blue water pipe with an angle glued on the end and they're off - no stopping  them.

 

It's almost as though giving a BIB a piece of blue PVC pipe makes him 100% smarter!

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Pokémon and Pokémon character names are trademarks of Nintendo.

 

But as we all know the smart Thai police are the god guys (As I read on a big poster last time when visiting the immigration office for an extension that all bad guys are out ) so they could not possibly have used Nintendos characters without permission!

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3 minutes ago, BigBadGeordie said:

The boys from Buriram are on there way to help with the capture of these evil Pokepersons!

Not long, soon, after food, may'be.

 

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It's been a hard day's night and I've been working, well maybe not the working bit.

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Police have also identified the suspected ringleader as none other than the dastardly Doraemon. Police have applied for an arrest warrant for Doraemon and hope to receive the warrant in 2 weeks time at which time they hope to make an arrest. However, police said it is likely Doraemon will already have fled the country by that time. 

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2 hours ago, Brer Fox said:

No matter how old they are and no matter what job they do they are still children at heart.

 

Someone once told me that the Japanese refer to the Thais as "the children of Asia".

 

Racist perhaps, but you can see where they are coming from can't you?

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DPM has announced that the Hua Hin police have Scooby Doo in lockup, and that for two dozen scooby snacks he will testify that Bob the Builder is the pimp in charge of the Power Puff girls who are the mama sans currently running Cartoon Network whorehouse on the outskirts of Pattaya.

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8 minutes ago, keysersoze276 said:

DPM has announced that the Hua Hin police have Scooby Doo in lockup, and that for two dozen scooby snacks he will testify that Bob the Builder is the pimp in charge of the Power Puff girls who are the mama sans currently running Cartoon Network whorehouse on the outskirts of Pattaya.

Say it ain't so, surely not Blossom? 

 

Now the mayor of Townsville, well that's another matter, he's well dodgy. 

 

And as to the darkness that clearly haunts Buttercup, a natural enforcer of any criminal enterprise if turned to the dark side. 

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7 hours ago, Bluespunk said:

Lordy, lordy, lordy...

i propose a copper exchange for 1 year .at least 12 of Thailand's  finest be exchanged for the same of Chicago's metro crime division . the Chicago cops could get a needed rest as well as instruct Thailand cops how  to klang when the walk . the Thailand cops would learn all about manhood , honesty  and being a crime stopper if they lasted a year .  a win - win .

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