David, a chef, liked to relax at the zoo. In particular, he found the

sloth fascinating. He would watch it hang for hours. When a co-worker

complained of stress, David suggested he watch the sloth. Other chefs

joined in. Eventually, David arranged for all the chefs to go together.

But as they watched, the sloth fell and rolled into a moat. To the

chefs' horror, the water boiled furiously, roasting the sloth! David

quickly realized what had happened. "We should have known better!" he

shouted.

"Too many cooks boil the sloth!"

Oh my word, these just don't get any better!

hope you dont tell them on the rig boonie