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Thai Frisking Patrol - what are you carrying NOW?

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21 hours ago, Shot said:

mousetraps. lots of them.

Mousetraps..

Where do you get them? I hate the glue traps. Can't find any mousetraps only rat traps and the spring is so strong it will snap a pencil in half. Hate to get my finger in one. Maybe Bangkok has them but haven't found any in Rayong. 

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On 10/9/2016 at 8:31 PM, rijb said:

 

A Glock is for wimps.  I carry a Samsung.

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9 hours ago, DSJPC said:

another ludicrous comment!...obviously the Glock is in ur dreams and meant to impress others...pls go home and stop polluting the Thai (and my) environment!!!

 

Huh !!   Oh dear another stalker  :laugh:  and another dick with a magic crystal ball.

 

" Your environment "  :laugh:   in your dreams silly person or whatever you are. :laugh: 

On 10/9/2016 at 6:26 AM, Kwasaki said:

...army type shoulder bag...

Camo manbag eh?

"Only wimps and Nancy Boys need to carry "stuff"!"

~ McGyver, 1984, somewhere in Nicaragua, never heard from again. 

 

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Slow day, is it? What next, what's your favourite colour? :whistling:

11 hours ago, NanLaew said:

Camo manbag eh?

4b81a54a-9a6b-4387-a04f-726b3be0d7cd.jpg cool eh. :laugh:

Phone, wallet, lip balm, copy of passport (sometimes) and usually have vitamins and probiotic enzymes in a small bag. Have been searched twice...once at Ekamai getting off the Pattaya bus and once at a road block in BKK. Both times the little bag of vitamins caught the attention of the BIB, but after an explanation in perfect Thai-glish smilingly telling them they can try them if they want...they are just vitamins...they sent me on my way. 

 

The time at Ekamai they also searched my bags and I was well worried they were gonna plant something inside. Was very relieved that did not happen! 

  • 2 months later...
Not a serious thread, so political analysts please wind your heads in.
 
There's more frisking and checks than ever these days…so what are you carrying at the moment?
 
Me: 2 packs of durex comfort, sunglasses, a card for tulips massage, sunglasses, phone and a pack of fags.
 
Whats in your backpack?

Why 2 pairs of sunglasses? ;)


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On ‎10‎/‎10‎/‎2016 at 11:25 AM, DSJPC said:

another ludicrous comment!...obviously the Glock is in ur dreams and meant to impress others...pls go home and stop polluting the Thai (and my) environment!!!

:saai:

On 10/9/2016 at 10:30 PM, geriatrickid said:

Wallet including copy of passport page and emergency medical contacts,, passcard, keys, 2 telephones, stethoscope, 1 pr. latex gloves, 1 pr vinyl gloves, hand sanitizer,  iris scissors, forceps, blunt probe, a couple baggies, pen, paper, face mask, kleenex, small plastic bag, sunglasses, sun hat, small  bottle sun block,  cortisone, antibiotic gel.

 

no  full bio hazard  suit  though??

9 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

:saai:

you  couldnt pollute  Thailand  as  well as  the  Thais  even  if u  tried

Nothing in my pockets but knives and lint.  I had a pencil, but it disappeared.

Change of plan now have a .38 caliber hand fun. Two 7 inch survival knifes. And 2 packs of condoms.

Change of plan now have a .38 caliber hand fun. Two 7 inch survival knifes. And 2 packs of condoms.

Expecting to be raped or something? lol


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13 minutes ago, asianscouser said:


Expecting to be raped or something? lol


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No going to chaing mai?

No going to chaing mai[emoji23]

Lol [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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A banana in my front pocket.

now now be nice give them something to feel

9 inch klock loaded with a 1000 clones of me

I put bits of Durian in my pockets ,far more results than any Gun can achieve


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I'm based in Myanmar, so what I carry' reflects my environment and the remoteness.

 

Passport (original), bank cards, pristine USD notes in protective cover, a huge wad of local kyat currency (maybe about $100 USD equivalent), imodium tablets, a sachet of electrolyte powder,  face mask, torch (for those many unlit roads), whiteboard marker pens and blue/red pens (I'm working as a teacher)

Sunglasses on my face. Finally a s--t load and f Benzos. Wallet. And clothes on my perfect body.


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I always carry a 9 mm, two clips and a box of shells.

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10 hours ago, sipi said:

I always carry a 9 mm, two clips and a box of shells.

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u  need a  semi automatic ....i  wouldnt  leave  home without  one

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On 10/10/2016 at 0:35 AM, upside said:

Rope, duct tape,  gloves,  diazepam, ski mask. 

The same , other than Rohypnol, which works far better than diazepam

On 11/10/2016 at 8:10 AM, daveAustin said:

Slow day, is it? What next, what's your favourite colour? :whistling:

Yellow

On 10/11/2016 at 8:10 AM, daveAustin said:

Slow day, is it? What next, what's your favourite colour? :whistling:

LOL!!! I started a topic asking that a couple of months ago... :cheesy:

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