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Gonzo the Face

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Ms. G bought watermelon yesterday at the MM Mkt.  This morning this is what it looked like.  I have never seen anything  of the likes.  It  just seemed to crack more like a small hole and it had foam all around.  Could it be to many chemicals in the growing process?    Anyhow not taking any chances with eating it.

Foam Melon.JPG

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That melon is in the special, rare, state caused by the alignment of Ketu and Rahu; it is emitting an imitation of sea-foam to try and attract a micro-Aphrodite from the Aether.

 

If successful,  the Demon inserted in the melon by Ketu and Rahu will capture the micro-Aphrodite and redacted with her, and release billions of other tiny demons to wreak havoc on you,

 

Cover the melon with a red cloth and spit on it three times, then send me your credit-card details, and I'll take care of the rest.

 

cheers, o:37~

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Thank you one and all for comments and suggestions offered.  I must extend a special thank you  to

Orang37.  I followed your instructions as best as I could make them out.   The three times comment was slightly blurred,  something like this,   a red cloth and s*it on it three times,    Upon receiving your instructions, and knowing of the unlimited respect I have for your superior intelligence,  I immediately took the watermelon, in question, to the nearest confined space available.  In my haste I forgot about the red cloth, so once there opted to use the best substitute I could find. I hope and pray that toilet tissue is an acceptable alternative to Ketu and Rahu as that was all that was  available in the Hong Naam.  ....and here I must apologize to K & R ,  but I really tried as hard as I could, really, really tried hard, but try as best as I could,  I just couldn't muster up the 3rd S*it.  Do you think I can be forgiven???  

 

P S  Photo to follow......

 

P P S  Photo prior to highly strained & grunted, ritual attempt

 

 

Melon 2.JPG

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