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a man goes up to the checkout in a supermarket and puts his items on the counter.

he has one egg, a small tin of beans, a small carton of milk and two pieces of bread.

the assistant says to him, "you are single aren't you"

he replies that's amazing you can tell that just by looking at the items I am purchasing.

she says no you are f***ing ugly.

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