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Libya Jokes

libya jokes 55 members have voted

  1. 1. what do you all think of Libya115's jokes

    • shocking
      2%
      1
    • terrible
      15%
      7
    • absolutely chronic
      9%
      4
    • makes you cringe
      11%
      5
    • makes you want to top yourself
      0%
      0
    • all of the above
      34%
      15
    • better than fireman terry's
      9%
      4
    • better than being circumcised with a broken bottle
      18%
      8
    • Better than Lampards
      0%
      0

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Please tell me in all honesty what you think of Libya115's jokes. He cannot vote because there is no 'Fantastic' box. In fact I didn't bother with a mildly funny, or average box, because I knew they wouldn't be used.

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Libya, sorry old chap, but you are a one trick pony. I voted in 'all of the above', although I haven't felt like topping myself yet, I feel it is only a matter of time. :o

Another 'all of the above' from this end ... but there should be a 'don't give up the day job' category ... although thats pretty obvious ... :o

Sorry Libya, I'm sure you are a very funny guy in real life ... as I can vouch that Terry is himself very funny in real life ... :D

I am sure that some of my jokes have been O.K. but everyone has a different sense of humour, and some go way over peoples heads. I even got one PM asking me to explain a joke!

By the way I voted, "better than fireman sams"!

New joke later....watch out! :o

keep at it libby, you bound to get the hang of it sooner or later :o

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I feel like I've created a monster. Poor old Libya. Come on lads. At least someone vote for the nicest catagory. Shocking.

I feel like I've created a monster. Poor old Libya. Come on lads. At least someone vote for the nicest catagory. Shocking.

I just did ! :o

I voted 'better than being circumsised with a broken bottle'. However, I do actually think his jokes have been getting better. I know 'better' is a subjective term, better than what?

I have to admit, sometimes felt dissapointed with the jokes.

His over optimism is funny... but is it going to go on and on like this?? :o

Edited by Grover

I really hope so :o

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I have to admit, sometimes felt dissapointed with the jokes.

His over optimism is funny... but is it going to go on and on like this?? :o

'e's taking the pee-wee :D

I have to admit, sometimes felt dissapointed with the jokes.

His over optimism is funny... but is it going to go on and on like this?? :D

'e's taking the pee-wee :D

Is that the same as extracting the Urine ??? :o

Libya's Jokes are like ... well, you KNOW they will be bad, yet as that very thought is going through your head, you've already clicked the link and are awaiting the immensity of the groan that the "page loading" is about to bring you.

:o
Libya's Jokes are like ... well, you KNOW they will be bad, yet as that very thought is going through your head, you've already clicked the link and are awaiting the immensity of the groan that the "page loading" is about to bring you.

Tis a weird Phenomenon!

I don't think the poll options truly relected how terrible the joke are...

Where can I vote.. there isn't a 'better than lampards" option !

totster :o

tell me what your new poll options are and tots can modify

Can you add:

"So bad that I would rather pour vinegar in my eye"

"I'd rather chew aluminium foil than read one of his jokes"

"So bad that I prefer Kan Win's puns"

Libya's Jokes are like ... well, you KNOW they will be bad, yet as that very thought is going through your head, you've already clicked the link and are awaiting the immensity of the groan that the "page loading" is about to bring you.

Tis a weird Phenomenon!

I know this feeling. :o I have a similar feeling after being swindled.

Lamps, why didn't you put "all of the above" at the bottom of the poll....?

I voted to have my foreskin removed....! (I know).... :o

redrus

I voted "terrible" because I thought this was

the best description.

I am concerned with the 37% of voters who

chose "all of the above" , which includes

"topping yourself".

Hope these people will avoid high-rise buildings

in Pattaya until Libya gets bored with his fad.

Actually what I did appreciate were the "this

will have you laughing all week" subtitles.

I'm not sure whether to admire his chuzpah

or pity his delusions.

:o

I'm not sure whether to admire his chuzpah or pity his delusions.

I used to have a 69 Chuzpah..... lot's of chrome and unnecessary tail fins :o

(or did you mean chutzpah?)

His new joke isn't too bad...relatively speaking of course.

:o

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tell me what your new poll options are and tots can modify

That was Tots.....................................or are you really Libya in disguise?

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Lamps, why didn't you put "all of the above" at the bottom of the poll....?

I voted to have my foreskin removed....! (I know).... :o

redrus

Because the mods have added their own options. They thought mine didn't cover enough.

Lamps, why didn't you put "all of the above" at the bottom of the poll....?

I voted to have my foreskin removed....! (I know).... :o

redrus

Because the mods have added their own options. They thought mine didn't cover enough.

Weren't me squire.. must've bin someone else

totster :D

Lamps, why didn't you put "all of the above" at the bottom of the poll....?

I voted to have my foreskin removed....! (I know).... :o

redrus

Because the mods have added their own options. They thought mine didn't cover enough.

shady had his removed 150 years ago

Lamps, why didn't you put "all of the above" at the bottom of the poll....?

I voted to have my foreskin removed....! (I know).... :o

redrus

Because the mods have added their own options. They thought mine didn't cover enough.

Heresy, burn em, they're all bwitches.............!!!!! :D

redrus

Oh give the guy a break, at least he is posting. There is only a small portion of the members posting jokes and trying to brighten up the other members with laughs. He is one of us.

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