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Dhammachayo given ultimatum to turn in to police before midnight today

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Before midnight, because after, the police turn into Pumpkins

Just now, bark said:

Before midnight, because after, the police turn into Pumpkins

Thought that happened around evening meal time.

Altogether now, let's hold our breath......

1 minute ago, bark said:

Before midnight, because after, the police turn into Pumpkins

 

Before midnight, because after, the police turn back into Pumpkins

2 hours ago, Caveat Emptor said:

If Chalerm was involved he'd know and could give the initials of the location.

This is so funny. Last time Chalerm was in the government my wife and I laughed at him all the time. He always knew everything but couldn't say, or he would give initials. 

Great post. Thanks for the laugh.

2 hours ago, Somtamnication said:

Go go go!!

 

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The Keystone cops are alive and well.

Send in female police officer's. Monks can't touch woman. Problem solved.

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5 minutes ago, tukkytuktuk said:

Send in female police officer's. Monks can't touch woman. Problem solved.

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Hands up who wants a date with Dave

This is what happens when someone decides it's a good idea to weld the church to the state.

If this is botched it could unleash all sorts of hell.

Laughing boy claiming legitimacy under the Constitution, and the rule of law be damned.

 

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the police will take further step in accordance with the law to enforce the law

"For we are the police,

And this is what we do:

We will enforce the law (as we interpret it)

Until it is enforceable no more (because we will be tired),

Then we will take a further step (which is still a mystery to us)

In accordance with the law (since that sounds like what other countries do)

To enforce the law (as we see fit)" 

 

 

Hey, look, it's a poem! :wai:

This situation concerning the naughty abbott is a bit like something John Cleese once said in relation to another matter.

 

" The BIB are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events at Wat Dhammakaya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The BIB have not been "A Bit Cross" since the the Vietnamese incident in 1979 when the cheeky buggers crossed the line on the Thai-Cambodian border.  Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the BIB issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1547, when threatened by those damned Burmese troublemakers. "

3 hours ago, DaveE13 said:

That photo is fantastic always makes me smile when I see that space ship.:sleepy:

Geting ready for take off at midnight.

So they said if he doesn't turn himself in, they will take action against the abbot. 

Why not just go and arrest him? They could if they really wanted to. They have a warrant. 

It has nothing to do with the abbot. 

Make a move. Stop talking. 

Be aware of those in high places who do not want this "arrest/threat" to happen! I hope tomorrow (Thursday) proves me wrong.

All the fake money making sects are an international problem.

Scientology in US , Moon Sect in Korea, Catholic hard liners etc.

Thailand is on the international level to resolve the problem.

 

The US have Trump now.

5 hours ago, Somtamnication said:

Go go go!!

 

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priceless. Thank you

bad boy,bad boy what are you going to do if they come for you?

My question is why do the Keystone Kops keep embarrasing themselves making ultimatems they cannot/will not back with action?

Hey, Dhammachayo!

This time, we mean it!

We really really mean it!

If you are not out here by Midnight some random day in 2026, the statute will expire, so hurry up!

Please... oh please!!!???

Please come out!

We have cookieees!

Mmmmm, they're yummy! etc etc etc forever....

6 hours ago, DaveE13 said:

That photo is fantastic always makes me smile when I see that space ship.:sleepy:

 

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And if he doesn't then he has until June 14th 2038 to turn himself in or else I'm telling mum

Today's episode of "Rich Slags Dodging Justice" is proudly sponsored by Red Bull.

8 hours ago, Artisi said:

And if you don't , well extend it until a later date - if that's ok with you.

 

...i can feel another big 500 baht fine coming in me waters.

6 hours ago, ratcatcher said:

" Phra Dhammachayo given until midnight to turn himself in to a pumpkin."

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Why they always picking on me

More chocolate for the extra waffle, please.

Move along ... nothing to see here.

Every time I hear this story it reminds me of Culture Club - Karma Chameleon ... maybe the boys in brown are listening to it too.

They should play this song over the temple's P.A. system if the police ever enter. It would make the whole charade more tolerable. 

Edited by Sunderland

Breaking news:

He got away, he simply walked out disguised as a monk.

Tick tock.

Less than three hours to go to the midnight hour...



BREAKING NEWS:  POLICE DISCOVER UFO IN COUNTY CORK

 

Irish police are investigating the arrival of a UFO with a Thai license plate in County Cork. A little old man in orange robes was found inside with handfuls of foreign money. Unable to communicate with the foreign man, police called in an interpreter who was able to conclude that the man had arrived without a visa and was working without a work permit. 

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Edited by Sunderland

5 minutes ago, Sunderland said:



BREAKING NEWS:  POLICE DISCOVER UFO IN COUNTY CORK

 

Irish police are investigating the arrival of a UFO with a Thai license plate in County Cork. A little old man in orange robes was found inside with handfuls of foreign money. Unable to communicate with the foreign man, police called in an interpreter who was able to conclude that the man had arrived without a visa and was working without a work permit. 

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5 minutes ago, Sunderland said:



BREAKING NEWS:  POLICE DISCOVER UFO IN COUNTY CORK

 

Irish police are investigating the arrival of a UFO with a Thai license plate in County Cork. A little old man in orange robes was found inside with handfuls of foreign money. Unable to communicate with the foreign man, police called in an interpreter who was able to conclude that the man had arrived without a visa and was working without a work permit. 

irish police.jpg

Is it true?

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