nonthaburial Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 A very loud, unattractive, hard faced woman walks in to Asda in Dumbarton with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenties at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says " Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there-are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't !. The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,she's 7. Why the hel_l would you think they are twins?....... Do you think they look alike, ya bloody <deleted>?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonthaburial Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 glad that brightened your day Jai dee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rods Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 A very loud, unattractive, hard faced woman walks in to Asda in Dumbarton with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenties at them all the way through the entrance.The door greeter says " Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there-are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't !. The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,she's 7. Why the hel_l would you think they are twins?....... Do you think they look alike, ya bloody <deleted>?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice" YES ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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