I also clean the crap off his Sole

I'd have thought he would have SOLD them when they got dirty

No, he keeps them on cos he gets Cold

And not to wear any would be too BOLD

His shoes are heavy cos there made of Gold

I don't think you should have TOLD us that. We will want to steal them

You wouldn't get them, he'd never Fold

What if i gave him some FOOD

If you offered he would get in a Mood

But it wouldn't have any MOLD on it

Try cooking him a molE he might like it

I think a fillet of SOLE would be better

Dont bother with fish, it's a soRe point

Yeah, SOME people don't like it

They dont like anything in Rome

Except the DOME on St Peters

Which he had doNe himself

A LONE architect?

BFD!

Nah , he's no good , couldn't even draw a LINE

Nah , he's no good , couldn't even draw a LINE

Not even a FINE LINE.

still can't believe no-one has set FIRE to this dumb thread

that's 'cos the old FIRM is in control !

And in top FORM

but their systems are under a WORM attack

Edited April 17, 200719 yr by sinom

Don't worry about it, that's the NORM

But they'll probably sleep through it in the DORM

what a DORK

Put a CORK in it BB

i know where i'd like to stick a sharp FORK..........

In that juicy piece of PORK ??