The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow

White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.

However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found

There had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "hello - is anyone

there. Can anyone hear me".

A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:

"England will win the Ashes"

"Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive"

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day,

I'm surprised he did not say that England would win the World Cup too!

I'm surprised he did not say that England would win the World Cup too!

His Name is Dopey not Stupid...

Great joke, will be re-telling that in the bar later!

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow

White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.

However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found

There had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "hello - is anyone

there. Can anyone hear me".

A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:

"England will win the Ashes"

"Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive"