Guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female."

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, " White "

Counter guy asks, " Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the hel_l does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."

I got a chuckle, bit better than some of libyas jokes.

Don't bite her in the ear, she might fly out through the window.

you don't bang her... she bangs you

Be careful on your bed of nails.."she'll go down on you" !!!

Very clever joke, and some very clever replies!

Edited December 12, 200619 yr by suegha

Be careful on your bed of nails.."she'll go down on you" !!!

2 years ago I bought a blowup doll for $60. The same model now costs $95. ........That's inflation for you!!!!!!! (Groan)

Be careful on your bed of nails.."she'll go down on you" !!!

2 years ago I bought a blowup doll for $60. The same model now costs $95. ........That's inflation for you!!!!!!! (Groan)

That's a Libya!