Ulysses G. Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I met Mohamed Ali, but I he was really nice so I didn't try to kick his arse or insult him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Once I almost got Mike Tyson to punch me when I saw him in the Mirage Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas by talking smack to him. I was in the LA Hilton, quite pissed (ok very), arguing with a couple of American service folk when I suggested that all Americans were wimps.... They asked me if all Americans including Evander Holifield were wimps and if I'd be able to "punch him out". Unbeknown to me Evander was standing behind me and listening to the conversation. My retort was that Evander may just have the edge on me but I reckon my mate Lennox would be able to deal with him easily enough (Lennox Lewis had knocked him out for the World title the previous week). As silence broke out I turned round to see a very unhappy large man.... :D Brilliant! I would ha' backed you up jas! <deleted>' poof's all into wierd cannibalism sex wid tyson innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 QUOTE(Neeranam @ 2006-12-20 17:21:35) I had dinner with Johnathan Ryhth something Acclaimed Welsh actor Jonathan Rhys-Davies? No, Irish. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - nice guy who drinks like I used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libya 115 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Whilst living in central London in the early 1990's, I used to drink regularly with Jeffrey Bernard in Soho. Tom Baker ( Dr Who ) used to join us for a drink sometimes. Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ourmanflint Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 Boy George tried to snog me at Pacha in the mens loos... "yes I want to hurt you and yes I really want to make you cry" that told him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 This is a good thread. I don't normally find stuff on this sub-forum that interesting But this IS a good one Keep 'em coming folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Libby said he liked one of my jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john shaw Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 This is a good thread.I don't normally find stuff on this sub-forum that interesting But this IS a good one Keep 'em coming folks Met George Best in 1969,when i was a nipper-he was sitting in between two dolly birds,unscrolled a wad of notes and gave me a 10 bob note,being a good little boy i went back to my mum who promised to mind it for me-20 years later i went into Blondies,just off Marylebone in London,it was run by Angie Best-George was in the back,but when he heard there was this thick Mick going on about a 10 bob note,he came out shared a drink and asked me for the 10 bob back-a great guy-and a hero of mine,just last year i bought a ball signed by his sister for 300 pounds-proceeds going to his liver foundation-throughout all the dark days in Belfast-George shone,he united the people he was THE BELFAST BOY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 This is a good thread.I don't normally find stuff on this sub-forum that interesting But this IS a good one Keep 'em coming folks Met George Best in 1969,when i was a nipper-he was sitting in between two dolly birds,unscrolled a wad of notes and gave me a 10 bob note,being a good little boy i went back to my mum who promised to mind it for me-20 years later i went into Blondies,just off Marylebone in London,it was run by Angie Best-George was in the back,but when he heard there was this thick Mick going on about a 10 bob note,he came out shared a drink and asked me for the 10 bob back-a great guy-and a hero of mine,just last year i bought a ball signed by his sister for 300 pounds-proceeds going to his liver foundation-throughout all the dark days in Belfast-George shone,he united the people he was THE BELFAST BOY BRILLIANT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john shaw Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Cheers Thaipauly,i met him on three ocassions,he was just one of the lads,didnt give a toss about politics,hes truly missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I was a golf caddy for Douglas Bader - the guy with no legs. My brother had Kenny Lynch the comedian. Group afte had Ronnie Corbett and Sean Connery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I was saddam's executioner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 (edited) I was saddam's executioner The innocent tricycle works well in masking your menacing hangman's persona... I take it those are Saddam's supporters chasing you? Edited January 6, 2007 by toptuan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 (edited) My great grandpa, growing up as a kid in Missouri, was walking down the dirt road going out of town, when he met a group of out-of-town strangers on horseback coming toward him. The guy at the head of the group, asked me great gran'pappy: "Which way toward town, young-un?" "That-a-way, over yonder," great grandad advised. Later that day, the news traveled far and wide that the town bank was robbed just minutes later by notorious Jesse James and his band of hoodlums--the same group given directions by my illustrious ancestor. So, does this count, if it's in my genes? Does infamous count as much as famous? [Disclaimer: I won't give directions to anyone because of this bad karma. Especially to long-faced bearded guys in turbans or crouching fellers in ninja outfits, or guys on horseback with handelbar moustaches, or...] Edited January 6, 2007 by toptuan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Back in the Mid 60s I met Colonel Sanders of KFC Fame... Didn't know what to say so I just Liked his fingers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Back in the Mid 60s I met Colonel Sanders of KFC Fame...Didn't know what to say so I just Liked his fingers... He'd probably been happier if you'd licked them, instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I was saddam's executioner The innocent tricycle works well in masking your menacing hangman's persona... I take it those are Saddam's supporters chasing you? I am actually the guy in the lead tank doing the chasing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Back in the Mid 60s I met Colonel Sanders of KFC Fame...Didn't know what to say so I just Liked his fingers... He'd probably been happier if you'd licked them, instead! Your Right ofcourse but Sang Som does that to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 (edited) Is that like our regional (Isaan) "sato?" Powerful stuff!! While my spelling goes to pot too, I do believe it improves my spoken Thai--the words just flooowwwww..... Edited January 6, 2007 by toptuan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Is that like our regional (Isaan) "sato?" Powerful stuff!! While my spelling goes to pot too, I do believe it improves my spoken Thai--the words just flooowwwww..... Toptuan..We both speak the same Shorthand after a few,,I'm being an expensive drunk tonight.. I have been know as recierntly as last night in fact consumed a cold bottle or two of Siam Sato.. Definately a man after my own heart.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Just came from a little rice village in Isaan, where I spent New Year's weekend. All the town fathers wandering around with soggy fermented rice in strainers over plastic bowls. Of course, the visiting farang was obligated to taste each man's concoction. Such a burden, being a temporary visiting celebrity.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Just came from a little rice village in Isaan, where I spent New Year's weekend. All the town fathers wandering around with soggy fermented rice in strainers over plastic bowls. Of course, the visiting farang was obligated to taste each man's concoction. Such a burden, being a temporary visiting celebrity.... And Hating every minute I think not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop3 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I used to chauffeur Eric Bristow around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I used to chauffeur Eric Bristow around. "Who The Fruck Is Eric"???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my friend I Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I went surfing with Jackson Brown at Hollister Ranch - good guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacknDanny Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I used to chauffeur Eric Bristow around. My sister is married to his cousin!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 i got a couple,i shook the hand of john kay from " steppenwolf " i shook the hand of " eric burdon " i shook the hand of paul from " franky goes to hollywood " Could say your a Handy sort of Guy then Terry ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenbat Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Ummmm.... I was an extra in a British film called 'Sorted' (drugs based ) and Ray Winstone (British actor) lives a few houses up from my mummy house, and drug taking butt raping Michael Barrymore used to live down the road no i never went swimming round his! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbkk Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 i met howard marks at a party years ago, he was with spider from emmerdale and marks was alot shorter than i imagined ! and i saw kate moss at the priory a few years back when gazza was staying there but i didn't see him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbkk Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 and i've smoked a joint with the drummer from baby bird ! remember them ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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