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A deaf old lady walks into her local fishmongers and asks for a piece of cod

"Sorry, Ma'am, we've got no cod"

"Yes, sonny, a nice piece of cod"

"We have NO cod"

"I don't want haddock, just the cod"

This exchange continues with the fishmonger getting more and more exasperated. He grabs a piece of paper and in big bold letters writes CFOD and shows it to the lady. With a puzzled look, she says

"There's no f in cod"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

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Not Bad, But I refer you to my hilarious Fish & Chip joke on this board, which has attracted much attention.............. :o

Must be about time for a clue to THE fish and chip joke. for all us plebs who still don't get it :D

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