gpt Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 A deaf old lady walks into her local fishmongers and asks for a piece of cod "Sorry, Ma'am, we've got no cod" "Yes, sonny, a nice piece of cod" "We have NO cod" "I don't want haddock, just the cod" This exchange continues with the fishmonger getting more and more exasperated. He grabs a piece of paper and in big bold letters writes CFOD and shows it to the lady. With a puzzled look, she says "There's no f in cod" "That's what I've been trying to tell you!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soph Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Oh my cod that was funny (ok so that wasnt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libya 115 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Not Bad, But I refer you to my hilarious Fish & Chip joke on this board, which has attracted much attention.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Not Bad, But I refer you to my hilarious Fish & Chip joke on this board, which has attracted much attention.............. Must be about time for a clue to THE fish and chip joke. for all us plebs who still don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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