Im Visiting Hh For 3 Days Over New Year

[BattyBatty]

Hi one and all

I have a few days in HH 1st week of January, visiting friends who are over from the UK.

They have wifes and kids with them, and i am not a fan of sitting around a pool all day. This will be three days away from my Mrs for me, and i plan to make the most of it and make up for a very quiet Christmas by getting drunk, in all honesty.

HH seems to be a bit thin on the beer bar front, am i right? Idealy, I would like to seek out a few tacky, cheesy, classless beer bars while I am there and have a giggle...shoot some pool, few jokes with the girls, drink some shots et al.

If anyone could reccomend a general area where there may be a few of these establishments, i would appreciate it. I am not expecting a small pattaya type area of course(thankfully), and I appreciate HH is quiet, but I would like to find somewhere where i can have a giggle and get drunk.

I live up country and rarley get the chance to let my hair down. I just want to get drunk for a few days before returning to my quiet little town.

Cheers

[johnnyk]

Small place.

Nightlife is in between the Wat HuaHin and Hilton Hotel in the very centre of town.

[taxexile]

I would like to seek out a few tacky, cheesy, classless beer bars

hua hin has a couple of streets filled with nothing but tacky cheesy classless beer bars with pool tables and girls.

judging by your requirements , you may believe you are in paradise.

hope you have a good stay.

[BattyBatty]

Thank you - my friends are staying at the Hilton so that will be handy. The nearest city/town to me has many bars but they are all very quiet, and I usualy just drink a few beers whilst reading a book. I need a break from sleepy bars for a few days.

I may even consider buying a sleevless Chang shirt and bandana. Go the whole hogg, lol.

One more question if you could help me out - i have made a list of Golf courses as we have a round or two during the day. If any golfers have an opinion on which could be described as the best course, i would appreciate it. Thanks.

[taxexile]

I may even consider buying a sleevless Chang shirt and bandana. Go the whole hogg, lol.

to go the whole hog , and in order to fit in well you should not shave for a couple of days before visiting the street , make sure you have some visible urine drip stains on the front of your fake football shorts (polyester) , be a wheezy chain smoker and carry a can of beer (bought at the 7-11 at the top of the street) at all times.

the girls will love you.

Edited December 26, 2006 by taxexile

[johnnyk]

I may even consider buying a sleevless Chang shirt and bandana. Go the whole hogg, lol.

to go the whole hog , and in order to fit in well you should not shave for a couple of days before visiting the street , make sure you have some visible urine drip stains on the front of your fake football shorts (polyester) , be a wheezy chain smoker and carry a can of beer (bought at the 7-11 at the top of the street) at all times.

the girls will love you.

taxexile,

are you implying he should shower? just curious as you left that out.

yes, the tank top is essential to reveal the full scope of "skin illustrations".

[BattyBatty]

Bugger it - Ill go one step futher and adhere to all of the above, plus im gonna hire me a mid life crisis chopper and cram as many 5'1 isarn girls on the back seat as i can.

[taxexile]

Bugger it

i think you're very wise.

you get one crack at this life and when the window of opportunity opens , you've just got to jump through it.

hope you have a soft landing.

[OlRedEyes]

Bugger it - Ill go one step futher and adhere to all of the above, plus im gonna hire me a mid life crisis chopper and cram as many 5'1 isarn girls on the back seat as i can.

Go boy! Make us proud!

[November Rain]

BattyBatty,

Was going to say I'll have to watch out for you & the BG's on your chopper while you're here, but just realised, from the description of your projected attire you'll be the same as every other tourist cruising Bintabaht & Poolsuk Road! Enjoy yourself!

[StickKettleOn]

Edited December 26, 2006 by StickKettleOn

[taxexile]

nice first posting there , stick kettle on , i couldnt agree with you more.

[Rinrada]

Bugger it - Ill go one step futher and adhere to all of the above, plus im gonna hire me a mid life crisis chopper and cram as many 5'1 isarn girls on the back seat as i can.

Go boy! Make us proud!

ye hoooooooo...and dont forget the little bits of plastic in your wallet.....the ones wot go into the nice little holes in the walls.....

Also if you stamp the letters ..ATM...(secret code...dont ask wot it means ...Mai Pen Lye) on your forehead.... you will be more popular than any .....Daddy Christmas.......Ye...doggies.....go go goooo

[johnnyk]

They already see him coming in that get-up.

I lecommen 125cc choppah, mo powah