Benefits Question

[mrwebb8825]

Had to pass this along in case any of you were wondering what it takes to qualify for benefits in the states:

 

Dear Sir, 

I have a very complicated benefits question. 

Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18 year old daughter. 

After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step daughter. 

My father eventually married her without my authorization. 

As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law. 

My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother. 

This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. 

As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. 

Therefore it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.

A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. 

My son is also my step mother’s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather. 

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits? 

Sincerely yours, 

Mohamed 

THE ANSWER:

Of course you qualify Mohamed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.

Yours faithfully

Jerry Brown

[sirineou]

Very amusing letter 

of course lagaly he is your biological son and as such would meet the criteria for such benefits if such a benefit requiring such a criteria existed,

all the rest are additional  amusing criteria that tha are not required in this case but could be aplicable in other cases.