Poet In Hot Water For Comparing Yingluck’s Ears To Her Vagina

By  Pravit Rojanaphruk, Senior Staff Writer

 

  

Photo: Phaitoon Thanya / Facebook

 

BANGKOK — A poet laureate and national artist is facing pressure to have his title removed for composing a lewd poem which compared fugitive former Prime Minister Yingluck Shinwatra’s ears to her vagina.

 

The short poem, penned by Phaitoon Thanya – and which used revert words popular among Thais – was posted Friday on Facebook after Yingluck failed to appear in court to hear the verdict over the malfeasance of a rice-pledging initiative she led during her time in office.

 

Full story: http://www.khaosodenglish.com/politics/2017/08/27/poet-hot-water-comparing-yinglucks-ears-vagina/

 

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Vaginas? Ewww! 

 

I might be a grown up, but I can't cope with other adults comparing ears and vaginas. 

 

Change the name to appease my childish mentality! 

music to my ears?

Poor taste for a National poet.

Just as well the vaginas are where they're, it's difficult communicating with

women as it is without the their ears being down there.... 

Sucking up to the Junta. Ugly guy.

Apparently the main complaint in that article is introducing gender inequality by referring to her lettuce. 

 

Funny that sexism being so prevalent is used againat him. Next up they'll be telling him he should get a real job and stop writing poetry, eh, Prayut?

It's all a load of fanny !

I bet she'd have one of those nasty 'outie' ones, a sort of power symbol, like powerful men and big d@@ks. Better just to visualize her ears really.

Who is pressuring him?

How about her husband? I've never seen or heard about him...is he also in Dubai now?

Let's not be "hard on" this poor bloke. 

 

When Phaiboon penned about Yingluck's Ears.

 

Thailand howled and was reduced to tears.,

 

He faced so much wrath from the HiSo brigade 

 

The whole thing became quite a charade.

 

While she's in Dubai riding the crest of wave high.

 

Nothing more sexist could ever arise.

 

Than giving the public a cheerful surprise.

 

By comparing the ex-PM's  pussy with something far less juicey.

Edited August 28, 20178 yr by scotchonrocks

A Middle aged woman after having 5 kids decides it's time for a nip and tuck downstairs, as things are looking like a ripped out fireplace.

Upon awakening after the operation she sees three red roses at the bottom of her bed.

Upon asking the nurse explains,one is from her husband, who having been unable to touch the sides for some time is quite excited and wishes to tell her he loves her.

The second is from the doctor, who said the operation was a perfect success and he wanted to wish her good luck.

The third was from Mr. Jones in the burns department who wanted to say Thank you for his new ears.

Gives a new meaning to I will F_ _ _ your brains out 

9 minutes ago, Thian said:

How about her husband? I've never seen or heard about him...is he also in Dubai now?

 

AFAIK, they are not legally married for obvious reasons

 

having thought really hard about this, the only common ground I could find between Yingluck's ears and her vagina is that they are both connected to a hollow space...

1 hour ago, darksidedog said:

A Middle aged woman after having 5 kids decides it's time for a nip and tuck downstairs, as things are looking like a ripped out fireplace.

Upon awakening after the operation she sees three red roses at the bottom of her bed.

Upon asking the nurse explains,one is from her husband, who having been unable to touch the sides for some time is quite excited and wishes to tell her he loves her.

The second is from the doctor, who said the operation was a perfect success and he wanted to wish her good luck.

The third was from Mr. Jones in the burns department who wanted to say Thank you for his new ears.

Nonsense! They simply didn't do reconstructive surgery in the Middle ages!

I need to find a new vagina,

Any kind of new vagina,

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,

Calvin Klein? Kind of. North Carolina?

 

Bloodhound Gang

Three point one four

Edited August 28, 20178 yr by Bluespunk

2 hours ago, NCFC said:

Sucking up to the Junta. Ugly guy.

Licking up...

2 hours ago, Thaiwrath said:

It's all a load of fanny !

Fanny you should say that ???

Ears / virgina I'm just not seeing the connection.? 

Ahem vagina. 

Edited August 28, 20178 yr by greenchair
I spelled vagina wrong.

when you consider many of the males in here only support her because they really want to get in her pants, it makes a lot of sense, it is the only thing that attracts men to her, she definitely has no intelligence so all she has is her body

 

Edited August 28, 20178 yr by seajae

PDRC stage regular and anti democracy clown never failed to disappoint with his filthy mouth just like Chitpaz. 

41 minutes ago, Bluespunk said:

I need to find a new vagina,

Any kind of new vagina,

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,

Calvin Klein? Kind of. North Carolina?

 

Bloodhound Gang

Three point one four

Nothing would be finer

Than to be in her ......... ear.

 

No....just doesn't fly!

 Oh wow, that gives one new ideas on 69.

It's likely she made a similar comparison about his head.

My poor wife would have a heck of a headache if I mistook her ears for THAT THING! 

National poet......an insight into the intellect of this little treasure!

I suspect something must have been lost in the English description version of the original Thai version.

 

Too bad Khaosod didn't include a full EN language version of the poem, so we could judge for ourselves, just how "formidable" she was said to be!

 

4 hours ago, saakura said:

Poor taste for a National poet.

The dear PM, the people's poet, should teach him a thing or two about how to pen a proper poem.