The problem with making things up is you need to remember what you've already said.
You've contradicted yourself more than once. Stick to the truth, you won't make so many mistakes.
Suay is an incorrect pronunciation of Gui. Probably a pronunciation lost over time.
It's the language spoken by the original elephant herders. Some historians have suggested it's the oldest language in the area and the Gui people predate the Northern Khmers.
The correct word for "Suay" is actually "Gui".
There's nothing better than using a bowl with cold water to shower after a hot day. Instant refreshment. In winter, the first bowl is a bit chilly but then no problem. Great.
The UK does not hand out passports like Christmas cards either. The route to a passport for workers is long, requires a lot of paperwork and is expensive. Many people stop at the ILR stage.
Not quite.
In Sissaket, also Buriram and Surin, there is central Thai plus three dialects. They are Isaan Laos, Khmer and Gui. Isaan Laos is similar to Central Thai. Khmer and Gui are very different. There is not a language that is a "a combination of all three".
If talking to yourself, why not as you've quoted yourself, you could be right. However, you've also been in conversation with others and have fallen behind. Never mind. It's all good practice for you.
Now, about the apology you owe me.