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The Moog's Christmas Sermon

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'...and so he did go to Babylon, where he did drop his towel and shew himself most lewdly'

That is the end of the lesson, but let us think then on this Saviour's Day of the Gentleman Scamp.

While you are eating expensive cheeses and vintage Ports at home this Christmas, he will be in his converted shipping container in Pattaya. A rude dwelling ('rude' in the sense of non de-luxe), much akin to a stable.

and if he is discovered frozen stiff tomorrow morning, like Tiny Tim or a deep frozen turkey, a glacial tear frozen to his cheek....

...try not to laugh.

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Oh Ye Cantheth be so cruel - wherewenst thine Chrithmath Spirth?

'...and so he did go to Babylon, where he did drop his towel and shew himself most lewdly'

Drop his towel? I thought he pissed his pants?

I've been busy these past few days. Is Scampy alright?

Merry Xmas one and all!

On his own...........Christmas.....................He'll probably bore himself to death. Talking of which, I wonder where TM is?

Well TM is no real loss but Scampy would be.

Its easy to knock the guy but at least he is having a go at making a life for himself in Thailand.

I made as many screw ups as he did in my early days there and if anyone here says they have never screwed up in Thailand then I will show you a liar.

Take the p1ss all you like. I have nothing but good wishes towards the fella!

"T no friends M' ?.....He went on a long holiday, self induced.

TV posters were too intelligent for him :D

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Last time The Gentleman Sponger stayed with someone from TV, they couldn't get rid of him.

Host was not at all happy, was last seen muttering...... Never again!. :o

"T no friends M' ?.....He went on a long holiday, self induced.

TV posters were too intelligent for him  :D

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Last time The Gentleman Sponger stayed with someone from TV, they couldn't get rid of him.

Host was not at all happy, was last seen muttering...... Never again!. :o

wow- If you have said these things they must be true- you learn something new every Christmas day!

Merry Chistmas Udon

Same to you TP, Happy New Thing, too.

This <deleted> tastes like Thai rum......:D:D:o This Thai rum IS <deleted>... glass number 4..... hic..... burp......bloody ice is melting fast in The Shed. 38C+ phew.

i had a little nibble, but he tasted like rancid salmon...

Same to you TP, Happy New Thing, too. 

This <deleted> tastes like Thai rum......:D  :D  :o This Thai rum IS <deleted>... glass number 4..... hic..... burp......bloody ice is melting fast in The Shed. 38C+ phew.

Better hurry up and use it then Udon.. no time like the present... :D

totster :D

Well TM is no real loss but Scampy would be.

Its easy to knock the guy but at least he is having a go at making a life for himself in Thailand.

I made as many screw ups as he did in my early days there and if anyone here says they have never screwed up in Thailand then I will show you a liar.

Take the p1ss all you like. I have nothing but good wishes towards the fella!

Totally agree Prof. Merry Xmas mate. Got a text from Scampy on Friday. He is indeed in a container working at a Circus in Pattaya.

Well TM is no real loss but Scampy would be.

Its easy to knock the guy but at least he is having a go at making a life for himself in Thailand.

I made as many screw ups as he did in my early days there and if anyone here says they have never screwed up in Thailand then I will show you a liar.

Take the p1ss all you like. I have nothing but good wishes towards the fella!

Totally agree Prof. Merry Xmas mate. Got a text from Scampy on Friday. He is indeed in a container working at a Circus in Pattaya.

me too thats why I said that the Moog was being a bit cruel this yuel.

Merry Christmas Jockstar and scamp (wherever you are)

TP

Well TM is no real loss but Scampy would be.

Its easy to knock the guy but at least he is having a go at making a life for himself in Thailand.

I made as many screw ups as he did in my early days there and if anyone here says they have never screwed up in Thailand then I will show you a liar.

Take the p1ss all you like. I have nothing but good wishes towards the fella!

Totally agree Prof. Merry Xmas mate. Got a text from Scampy on Friday. He is indeed in a container working at a Circus in Pattaya.

Well, the prat called me at 0130 yesdy morning from a call box, to announce himself, so who's mobile was he using to send an SMS? :o

" Making a life for himself" :D:D

One has to be concerned for TGS, lying in a container in the City of Sin on Christmas. Lewdly dropping his towel.

Maybe he is an undercover missionary. Repent thee sinners of Patters!

Thy will Reapeth what thee Soweth! I have a Xnmas special on quality Condomeths.

:o

Where's me Mehkong :D

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Here we all are. Butterfly, Blake 7 and myself - we are accompanied with family and friends - toasting the People's Champ.

We sit behind a recently devoured turkey and whilst extremely full are going to force down some Xmas cake and a variety of cheeses. Followed by port and Macallan whisky.

Butterfly forgot the Moet, <what a jackass>.

Anyway, here we are, having just remembered Scampy, and hoping he could have joined us.

We open presents next.....

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There is still meat on that Turkey!! :o

This evenings sarnies no doubt.

I presume its you in the Christmas shirt Moog? You can tell its a present

I mean you would not buy that for yourself would you? :D

Enjoy the remains of the day

Happy Christmas, good that you are toasting TGS

TP

Who's the one that is used as a gorillia biscuit template...or is that just the grog talking. :o

Merry Xmas Lads!

Cheer up you smug looking successful ( probably ) apeths !

ps I'm assuming the one with the serious bags around the eyes is Butterfly ?

:o

Happy looking bunch!!! :o

:D

Merry Christmas.

Here we all are. Butterfly, Blake 7 and myself - we are accompanied with family and friends - toasting the People's Champ.

We sit behind a recently devoured turkey and whilst extremely full are going to force down some Xmas cake and a variety of cheeses. Followed by port and Macallan whisky.

Butterfly forgot the Moet, <what a jackass>.

Anyway, here we are, having just remembered Scampy, and hoping he could have joined us.

We open presents next.....

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Who forgot the Dom.....you daft buggers....

Oh my God, I can see Stilton on the table.

Where are you ? Is there any left ?

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