Drunken American Man Decides To Jump

[davethailand]

Drunken American Man decides to jump off a ledge and go for a swim without realizing how shallow the water is.

A bizarre story now from the Simon Beer Bar Complex located at the south end of Walking Street. Police and rescue workers were called to the rear of the complex in the early hours of Monday Morning after bar staff reported a badly injured American patron who had decided to jump off the back wall into the water below. The injured man known as Zak from America apparently decided to impress his friends and jump into the water. However what he failed to realize was the depth of the water which was far too shallow for a dive attempt. Fueled by an evening of heavy drinking, he jumped feet first and hit the sea bed, breaking his left leg and dislocating his shoulder. Rescue workers extracted the injured man and took him to Hospital where he is now recovering from his injuries.

Pattaya City News

[tavarich]

I hope that guy is not allowed to breed

[Pattaya_Fox]

Drunken American Man decides to jump off a ledge and go for a swim without realizing how shallow the water is.

A bizarre story now from the Simon Beer Bar Complex located at the south end of Walking Street. Police and rescue workers were called to the rear of the complex in the early hours of Monday Morning after bar staff reported a badly injured American patron who had decided to jump off the back wall into the water below. The injured man known as Zak from America apparently decided to impress his friends and jump into the water. However what he failed to realize was the depth of the water which was far too shallow for a dive attempt. Fueled by an evening of heavy drinking, he jumped feet first and hit the sea bed, breaking his left leg and dislocating his shoulder. Rescue workers extracted the injured man and took him to Hospital where he is now recovering from his injuries.

Pattaya City News

Well at least nobody will say he rushed in head first

[hm1973]

Holy sh*t dave, I only posted that story up on the site about 10 minutes ago, well done!!!

[Pattaya_Fox]

Holy sh*t dave, I only posted that story up on the site about 10 minutes ago, well done!!!

Obviously Dave`s line of communications is on top form to-day..well rested after his recent TV members gathering

[davethailand]

Holy sh*t dave, I only posted that story up on the site about 10 minutes ago, well done!!!

We want pics

[Wes Turner]

Drunken American Man decides to jump off a ledge and go for a swim without realizing how shallow the water is.

A bizarre story now from the Simon Beer Bar Complex located at the south end of Walking Street. Police and rescue workers were called to the rear of the complex in the early hours of Monday Morning after bar staff reported a badly injured American patron who had decided to jump off the back wall into the water below. The injured man known as Zak from America apparently decided to impress his friends and jump into the water. However what he failed to realize was the depth of the water which was far too shallow for a dive attempt. Fueled by an evening of heavy drinking, he jumped feet first and hit the sea bed, breaking his left leg and dislocating his shoulder. Rescue workers extracted the injured man and took him to Hospital where he is now recovering from his injuries.

Pattaya City News

Good!

[thaiflyer1]

The report has just been on PPN the reason according to them why he jumped was that he refused to pay his bar bill and he thought he could leg it over the wall...............

[Rinrada]

Was in Majorka once ..long time ago ..all I could afford -Magaluff and a couple of duckheads did the same thing.

Trying to show off one night after a session for whatever reason they decided to do a swallow dive from their balcony which was 2 floors up.Unfortunately the pool had been drained earlier that day for cleaning....... ....O to be young again....

[gburns57au]

I am so tempted.......so tempted...

But I will refrain

[karazyal]

Drunken American Man decides to jump off a ledge and go for a swim without realizing how shallow the water is.

A bizarre story now from the Simon Beer Bar Complex located at the south end of Walking Street. Police and rescue workers were called to the rear of the complex in the early hours of Monday Morning after bar staff reported a badly injured American patron who had decided to jump off the back wall into the water below. The injured man known as Zak from America apparently decided to impress his friends and jump into the water. However what he failed to realize was the depth of the water which was far too shallow for a dive attempt. Fueled by an evening of heavy drinking, he jumped feet first and hit the sea bed, breaking his left leg and dislocating his shoulder. Rescue workers extracted the injured man and took him to Hospital where he is now recovering from his injuries.

Pattaya City News

At least this one didn't fall off a balcony or roof this time! Pays to look before you leap!

[jrincon17]

Drunken American Man decides to jump off a ledge and go for a swim without realizing how shallow the water is.

A bizarre story now from the Simon Beer Bar Complex located at the south end of Walking Street. Police and rescue workers were called to the rear of the complex in the early hours of Monday Morning after bar staff reported a badly injured American patron who had decided to jump off the back wall into the water below. The injured man known as Zak from America apparently decided to impress his friends and jump into the water. However what he failed to realize was the depth of the water which was far too shallow for a dive attempt. Fueled by an evening of heavy drinking, he jumped feet first and hit the sea bed, breaking his left leg and dislocating his shoulder. Rescue workers extracted the injured man and took him to Hospital where he is now recovering from his injuries.

Pattaya City News

At least this one didn't fall off a balcony or roof this time! Pays to look before you leap!

Come on who hasnt done something stupid after a night of drinking or wondered did i do anything stupid last night ? I bet he will be a little smarter next time !

[Padkapow Guy]

Drunken American Man decides to jump off a ledge and go for a swim without realizing how shallow the water is.

A bizarre story now from the Simon Beer Bar Complex located at the south end of Walking Street. Police and rescue workers were called to the rear of the complex in the early hours of Monday Morning after bar staff reported a badly injured American patron who had decided to jump off the back wall into the water below. The injured man known as Zak from America apparently decided to impress his friends and jump into the water. However what he failed to realize was the depth of the water which was far too shallow for a dive attempt. Fueled by an evening of heavy drinking, he jumped feet first and hit the sea bed, breaking his left leg and dislocating his shoulder. Rescue workers extracted the injured man and took him to Hospital where he is now recovering from his injuries.

Pattaya City News

At least this one didn't fall off a balcony or roof this time! Pays to look before you leap!

Come on who hasnt done something stupid after a night of drinking or wondered did i do anything stupid last night ? I bet he will be a little smarter next time !

I would be quite happy with that if that was the stupidest thing I ever done while on the sauce.

In case you are wondering, Whiskey turns me into "Superman"

It took many of nites in jail and many of lost friends to realize I can not drink whiskey

PKG

[davethailand]

Its ok I'm fine

[Pattaya_Fox]

Drunken American Man decides to jump off a ledge and go for a swim without realizing how shallow the water is.

A bizarre story now from the Simon Beer Bar Complex located at the south end of Walking Street. Police and rescue workers were called to the rear of the complex in the early hours of Monday Morning after bar staff reported a badly injured American patron who had decided to jump off the back wall into the water below. The injured man known as Zak from America apparently decided to impress his friends and jump into the water. However what he failed to realize was the depth of the water which was far too shallow for a dive attempt. Fueled by an evening of heavy drinking, he jumped feet first and hit the sea bed, breaking his left leg and dislocating his shoulder. Rescue workers extracted the injured man and took him to Hospital where he is now recovering from his injuries.

Pattaya City News

At least this one didn't fall off a balcony or roof this time! Pays to look before you leap!

Come on who hasnt done something stupid after a night of drinking or wondered did i do anything stupid last night ? I bet he will be a little smarter next time !

Yes ... I bet he can`t wait to limp to his next amazing fete.......maybe he has learned that it`s less pain if you just pay your check bin

[Mighty Mouse]

I'm not surprised.

The Simon Beer Bar is a dive.

[chonabot]

I have a few memories of The Don't Tell Mama Bar from my last trip.

Overall not a bad set of bars IMO.

[kayo]

when I was eight, I went to a water amusemnt park for a friends birthday. You know the kind of place; Slides, Currents, wave machines, etc... Aquawalibi it was called.. In belgium.

We were playing tag, and running around like irritating little kids do in these places, and I had to make a diving getaway, and promptly dived head first into water about an inch and a half deep.

My first next recollection was waking up in some office with 10 eight year olds a few moms and dads; some guy stiching me up *eleven on the forehad hairline... and a pretty lifeguard holding my hand.

I was eight. This AMERICAN was how old?

What difference?

[Nam Kao]

Wow thats scary, those american got all the nukes

[Mighty Mouse]

when I was eight, I went to a water amusemnt park for a friends birthday.

I had to make a diving getaway, and promptly dived head first into water about an inch and a half deep.

I was eight. This AMERICAN was how old?

What difference?

Kayo, be very, very careful. You could be next.

This is the second time this particular Yank has dived into shallow water.

The first time was when he was eight years old at a friend's birthday party.

Heavy impacts by the head against immovable objects can have lasting effects on a delicate brain.

[kayo]

you saying he's going to do ait a third time... dive into a Nuke !! !!

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oh shi.te!