Zyxel

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it." The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method." The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer method." "What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others ask. "Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him."

I was invited to a wedding. When I reached the hotel I found two doors. On the doors was; 1. Bride’s relatives 2. Groom’s relatives I entered the one for groom’s relatives and found two more doors; 1. Ladies 2. Gentlemen I went through the one marked for gentlemen, only to find two more doors; 1. People with gifts 2. People without gifts I went through the door for people without gifts and found myself in the alleyway behind the hotel.

Also called pi$$ flaps.