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I'm struggling to recall the last time I had a day sans alcohol, but I'm reasonably confident it was during the reign of Maggie Thatcher, may God rest her soul. ????
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Suvarnabhumi Immigration Ensures 20-Min Wait or Less for Tourists
Gsxrnz replied to webfact's topic in Bangkok News
They're talking "Thai time", 20 seconds could mean 3 minutes, or the day after tomorrow......maybe. Get with the programme. -
Will govt policy to cut train fares by 50% spark Bangkok renaissance?
Gsxrnz replied to webfact's topic in Bangkok News
I wonder what John Galt would have to say about this? -
Don't try to explain the theory of earthing to a Thai Sparky. It's a rabbit hole you don't want to go down. When I eventually convinced him the earth wire on the newly installed water pump was a necessity, he screwed it to a plastic housing.
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Heavy rainfall warning for north, northeast, central and east Thailand
Gsxrnz replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
Economists and Meteorologists are allowed to get it wrong more than half the time and still keep their jobs. I look out the window and can make a better guess. Objectivism comes in handy every day. -
Back to the future, when a spade wasn't a shovel, and a transvestite was a bloke who wore women's clothes.
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How to throw out my girlfriend's son out of the house?
Gsxrnz replied to organicman's topic in Family and Children
Sell the house. Sorted. -
The state of your average expat in Thailand.
Gsxrnz replied to bob smith's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
If they can't utter a sentence without using the F word, I tend to avoid any interaction. Another good test is if their knuckles are dragging on the ground. Funnily enough, some of the nicest blokes are the ones that look as though they got dressed in the dark and are a walking fashion crime. -
Who is older, your wife/girlfriend or you?
Gsxrnz replied to RamenRaven's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
My wife is 36. My girlfriend is 26. I'm one year older than their combined ages. I leave the math to the reader. -
Reckless car drifting stunt in busy Chon Buri intersection sparks outrage
Gsxrnz replied to snoop1130's topic in Pattaya News
No smoke, no skid-marks. Drifting Thai style (driving in circles). Hell yeah brother, you're not on the Cleetus McFarland youtube channel. -
This happens to me all the time. I just thought it's because I have a face like a burglar, and they assume I'm about to nick sumfink.
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Ironically, woke-ist dogma decrees that even though the perpetrator possessed an allegedly bent penis, we don't actually know their gender. Hypothetically, the perpetrator may identify as a woman - potentially making this a female on female offense - even though the criminal and the victim both had 2 veg and meat. Actually, I vaguely recall a Monty Python sketch along these lines.
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Best ALTERNATIVE to Cloth Curtains for Sliding-Glass Doors in CM?
Gsxrnz replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in DIY Forum
Go to Homepro or any other similar retailer and you will find ready made drapes as per your picture. The drapes are in a multitude of sizes and shades (pun intended) and the selection of curtain rods is virtually limitless. -
At 88, I wouldn't be deferring too many decisions until tomorrow.
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Thai condo owner discovers shocking state after foreign tenants leave
Gsxrnz replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
Let's be fair, it does look like well organised chaos. -
Doctor Reveals Concerning Symptoms in Thaksin's Condition
Gsxrnz replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
Dollars to a jar of rancid fish paste says he'll be ensconced under "house arrest" in a mansion befitting his fragile state of health within a month. The only burning question is what were the numbers preceding the nine zeroes of his merit-making gift to facilitate the homecoming. House arrest a la Thai will mean don't vacation on Mars, otherwise no pompem. -
Pattaya Man Stabs His Friend who Insulted His Girlfriend
Gsxrnz replied to webfact's topic in Pattaya News
Hope he's not the bloke booked to clean my A/C at 10:00am today. -
It's a Thai play on words. They are actually saying Big Bot, because they can't say Boss. BOT = Bank of Thailand. Big Bank of Thailand. Or maybe Big Bot Darkling.