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sammieuk1

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  1. Dear Donald my nonce tub of lard brother has all the Epstein tapes locked in the Frogmore' Aka' (bone palace) safe. Now please be nice to that lying freebie grabbing piece of s*it Keir 🤔
  2. Not that exotic no killer whales polar bears or cyclop's the mans an amature tag his ear and expunge him 🤔
  3. It's okay they will have a little pray at the temple rub the amulet and declare it forgotten 🤔
  4. A crackdown on prostitution,embezzlers, and appalling driving has been an abject failure, vapers now the route of all evil as the now never ending silly season draws near🤔
  5. I got the mother in-law to do it all in Thai for them to sort out🤔
  6. I will have frozen enough pensioners to death by 2027 to raise it to 3% he will be thinking 🤔
  7. I send the Bosch pressure blaster attachment down all the blocked holes when the Mrs. gets tired of using the numerous manual snakes 🤔
  8. They needed 6 cops to bust her arse because?🤔
  9. Have you turned rapper, or gangsta, now with bro rubbish talking of incoherent English 🤔
  10. Now where has that been said in the last 9 years ..🤔
  11. Wonder who's vault has the video stash in it now that would get some tub of lard sweating for sure🤔
  12. Well Donald' thanks for asking I sat back and watched a car crash pantomime , you know the one where the so called leader of the free world is a treasonous Russian traitor 🤔
  13. They can't afford to pay us anything what with Rachel from accounts never ending black hole and now David Lammy's £500k to fill his cakehole🤔
  14. What did you do last week south African grifter apart from wave a chainsaw around your head like a mongal 🤔
  15. Hitchhiking with a big beard and rucksack only a captain kirk would attempt it 🤔
  16. With that face he can blend into the background of any UK town, city, or hotel🤔
  17. Tarnishing the image of a turd is hard to do' but they have achieved it with flying colors in Pattaya🤔
  18. No it's not Bang you' it's Bang Yai 🤔
  19. Soon they will be eating the dogs and drinking bleach🤔
  20. Both sides of the pond have useless gut churning liars but the right American tit has trumped us 🤔
  21. Enjoy your lengthy stay' the Brit nonce won't get much consular help without Pakistani heritage 🤔
  22. It must be all the years I spent living in Turkey that makes me want to buy the hooker a beer 🤔
  23. I would like to identify as a Giraffe' on this one and make his neck long and thin🤔
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