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sammieuk1

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  1. Latest available map of the situation unfolding ????
  2. They do before the usual disbursements then your down to pot noddle money ????
  3. Careful people there is a turd in that water ..well there is now ????
  4. Eyes right lads there's one drunk sober stoned and what's she is packing nobody knows frisk her for a possible surprise ????
  5. Following them up the road was a hoard of drunk pistol packing prostitutes shouting their behind you as the Panto season starts early this year ????
  6. That's not just a flood its a world class one, how is and where's the the beach currently situated ????
  7. Next up former taxi drivers buys ice-cream vans as the feud goes nuclear ????
  8. Wonder if the mix-up started with a fuzzy photo ????
  9. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse up pops the cum ganja baron to say oh yes it can ????
  10. I would have to hire some very harsh baseball bat punishment immediately ????
  11. Learn something new everyday here there is a consumer protection division is it the same as the consumer embezzlement division that's much more active ????
  12. No chance here for any paper notes the only place is a UK bank the £50 went out of tender on the 30/09/22 I'm stuck with £600 of them ????
  13. Fear not the generals back in town to order it gone any second now ????
  14. The Russian only knew they were ladyboys when a Ukrainian sniper popped out of their underpants ????
  15. Next up angle grinder for sale one careful owner ????
  16. I recon they fell asleep in under 5 seconds a lot more ????
  17. Sounds like some kind of bronze rage with some gold standard driving ????
  18. If you check for updates it should be there I don't do much fancy stuff just surf so not much to see for me ????
  19. The new land of boomerangs and you never need to chuck one ????
  20. All can be simply explained to a simple audience ????
  21. Open a pound account here send it in pounds from your bank and wait for the pound to improve I did 6 years ago and still waiting. but when you come to change the bank rate is always lower is my advice ????
  22. Turns out the whole country's acting down at the constitutional court ????
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