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  1. sammieuk1
    Yes every morning when I do a backflip like that a weapon drops out of my pants also 🤔
  2. sammieuk1
    No such Chinese scam gangs will survive here now we have a Chinese police force but...🤔
  3. sammieuk1
    Looks like the revitalized business found a shed load of new mugs to rinse is about the size of it 🤔
  4. sammieuk1
    Apparently Phuket now has an abundance of taxi drivers, prostitutes, gangsters,hairdressers and drug dealers to bolster the economy 🤔
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    The more lardy you get the more your package will get crushed along with your choice as pants are only made for stick insects here🤔
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    My local Tesco appear to employ double the required staff to tap on phone screens, but only one cashier and happens every Friday morning so I must agree demand is high 🤔
  7. sammieuk1
    And all that he knew was the hole in his shoe that was letting in water that caused the "Traffic" problem 🤔
  8. sammieuk1
    Looking forward to their Russian taxi driver robbed me stories very soon then 🤔
  9. sammieuk1
    Probably Turkish with a work permit purchased from the cop on the left 🤔
  10. sammieuk1
    A round of applause for the red army is next up after they build a new station 🤔
  11. sammieuk1
    Now here's something useful for this fool to do guinea pig the water supply, he knows what the swamp tastes like already🤔
  12. sammieuk1
    What could possibly go wrong at the gates to delirium, just don't trip over any sprouting tentacles of Xi 🤔
  13. sammieuk1
    A clear case of Beach mattwars now the sunbeds are missing 🤔
  14. sammieuk1
    You just can't fix stupid here can you 🤔
  15. sammieuk1
    You may regret going for a week and find its 6 days 23 hours to long 🤔
  16. sammieuk1
    The biggest threat will come from China when Xi wakes up to the amount of news articles quoting "Taiwan" in recent weeks 🤔
  17. sammieuk1
    A pickup in Thai hands is a weapon of mass destruction ban them 🤔Rip
  18. sammieuk1
    No such yobs in Hua Hin we are to busy watching our paint dry 🤔
  19. sammieuk1
    The short answer is "No" 🤔
  20. sammieuk1
    Umm not my experience though 🤔
  21. sammieuk1
    Being of the people,for the people that got mugged at the election he means 🤔
  22. sammieuk1
    Brought to you by the ministry for holes and caves live on facebook last night 🤔
  23. sammieuk1
    We will see as the actress said 🤔
  24. sammieuk1
    Does the MET know Tommy Robinson's crew is guarding the cenotaph so they better put the army on standby 🤔
  25. sammieuk1
    The charges will be reduced to perfectly normal driving when the garbage truck employee's confess to illegal parking 🤔
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