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sammieuk1

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  1. And here you have the minister for taking the piss 🤔
  2. This sounds a far to sensible a decision for here 🤔
  3. The enhancement sure ain't going to well as last night around 8pm a warp speed pickup with a drunk driver took out 4 power poles opposite immigration plunging me and hundreds of other into a 3 hour steaming hot darkness. The driver somehow survived with broken legs and a bill for 800,000bt 🤔
  4. Similar problem here in HH everyone got a letter as mass non payment this year, then a second letter if you don't pay! no rubbish collection any delivery's won't get past the gatehouse barrier your cardkey will be cut off. The next door village failed to collect from mainly Chinese and part finished houses and now no security guard, barrier and all street lights cut off 🤔
  5. He looks like Pinocchio in the photo for some reason 🤔
  6. Looks like the x-ray ferreted him out then 🤔
  7. Keep killing them and they won't come back is my guess 🤔
  8. Never mind damaged reputations the image I remember fondly is arousal 🤔
  9. A lot of dead people have said that so it must be true 🤔
  10. That looks like a hell of a lump on his head he needs an app for that 🤔
  11. Surprised he missed the hanging garden of wiring babylon right outside his front door though 🤔
  12. Your nicked blondie! and your peroxide you suspicious looker 🤔
  13. This will be difficult as the Police are the biggest illicit sellers 🤔
  14. Fathers day so get wasted 🤔
  15. Football pools no winners with 24pts announced I had 23pts nearly fainted, then two sweaty days later 10,000 winners with 23pts rocked up and my £1million ended up £5,500🤔
  16. Just read the first page of comments and deduce there are no Buddhists only pagans here, by the grace of god and all that good luck and hope it all works out 🤔
  17. Privy is about the best place for him 🤔
  18. Just order it gone like the last muppet did problem solved 🤔
  19. I only complain when I find a hare in mine 🤔
  20. But,! but! what are the police and army going to fund those little Ferrari extras 🤔
  21. For your consideration 🤔
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