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Yep, it was a bit of a metaphorical question 🙂 As a scientist I know the answer. Did you know that bottled drinking water in Singapore is often made from recycled pee? I told some of my young online Chinese students that fact and they almost cancelled their trip to Singapore! 🙂

[quote] If you come to Thailand, stick to beer ... ... [/quote] Most of it tastes like piss anyway, so he should have felt right at home drinking his own 🙂

This old video popped up on YouTube just now - It's from 13 years ago but is probably more truthful about Labour than ever before! Watch and laugh (or cry...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4_WuFTX-5E

Dr Google says about French sexual habits: "In a 2023 study, the practice of anal intercourse in France has risen to 38.9% among women and 57.4% among men....." ... although to be fair, that report doesn't mention whether this (more than 50% of all French men) are having anal sex with humans or with some other animal... 🙂

Must be French...

Karma, don't mess with dentists and definitely don't bite their lips....

Tourists should have a mental-state evaluation before they are let into this country. There seem to be too many nutters and mental snowflakes. Science question: If you continually drink your own urine, is this an example of perpetual usage, where you no longer need to drink from an external source? Thirsty prisoners want to know... 🙂

[quout] ... Authorities believe Somchai lost control on the dark, straight stretch of road, leading to the fatal crash. ... [/quote] Perhaps that should read "Authorities believe Somchai was as pissed as a fart and mistook the canal for a nice new smooth road...

Careful there! They might want to take you back to their place...

[quote]... He's worth reading and listening to. [/quote] That is your opinion... I've never heard of him TBH

So how are your hemorrhoids then?? The nurse told me that you complained about itching when fingering your anus...... 🙂

https://us06web.zoom.us/j/5807927741 Yes! (I do have concerns about this sometimes!!). I once entered my zoom room to find my young student having a w*** on-camera!! Whoops lol! But everyone is human and no harm done... As I get more senile, I double-check that I have my jeans on before I exit my condo!

I bought it for the science experiment, but of course couldn't resist testing it out my todger. I was actually amazed at the result and am still trying to get back into my room... 🙂 (Although my tone is rather light-hearted, my OP was in all seriousness about this device which is intended for (probably) older guys with ED. Considering the cost of Cialis etc and the time to take effect, a once-off cost of 299 baht and very good results in just a few minutes seems news worth sharing.

Huh, I stood in the corridor of course.... 🙂

A penis pump is for men of all sizes who have ED. It only temporary increases the blood flow into the penis - it doesn't make your member permanently bigger. Besides, as the adage goes "it's not the size but what you do with it).

It's interesting! I went to my orders received list on Lazada, clicked on the order for that penis pump and got a message saying it was no longer stocked by Lazada... very strange. Perhaps they consider it a sex toy now. But I would say that it is a medical device. It was certainly posted to me from a Thai location (2 day delivery). Aliexpress stocked them also.

He's a top bloke!!

I was stung by a box jellyfish about 3 years ago on Koh Phangan. I knew that the previous 2 victims of box jellyfish stings on the island had both died of heart failure in 10 minutes... As I lay writhing on the floor of a beach restaurant, the owner was smothering me with vinegar all over my body since we weren't sure where the sting was, I looked up at her. She had a huge knife stuck between her teeth as she shouted for more vinegar, and decapitated the head of the plastic vinegar bottle in one blow. The local Thais all gathered around me and said to each other in Thai (I speak Thai) "Look at the farang - he will be dead in 10 minutes...) The ambulance came and threw me in the back as fast as possible. 2 nurses cared me as the vehicle sped along. "Oxygen" I cried out, having difficulty breathing. One pretty nurse grabbed the oxygen cylinder, only to find that someone had forgotten to refill it!. The 2nd nurse was the campest ladyboy I've ever met, who kept on shoo-shooing me for making too much noise! God, I thought. The last thing that I see on this Earth is a camp ladyboy! I made it to the local hospital, where the young doctor gleefully announced that they had no medicine for box jellyfish stings, and that they would put me into bed and if I died, then I died, and if I lived, then I lived. Happily I lived. but I 100% thought that I was going to die 🙂

Some might laugh at my post, but for those with ED, it's useful information (I mean about the amazing effect to achieve a rock-hard and large erection in just a few minutes, not the science experiment). @bkk6060, the tube was 7 inches (18cm long), with a 'girth' of 17cm, so giving a diameter of your erection of about 5.5 cm. What was interesting was that the girth obtained was substantially more than a 'standard' erection, (so much so that I had some difficulty in extracting my inflated member from the plastic tube!!) IMHO, certainly a very useful (temporary) aid for ED. Oh, the cost was very cheap - 299 Thai baht.

But it won't be anywhere near 10 years. Cannabis is 'legal' in Thailand. Azeem is only charged under Thai law for exporting controlled herbs without permits.

Now I should stress that the reason why I bought this pump from Lazada has little to do with my 'Mr Droopy'. In fact, I wanted to do some science experiments to demonstrate that sound energy cannot travel through a vacuum!! Typically, one uses a bell jar with a motor pump attached to it, place a ringing electronic bell inside the bell jar, pump out the air and the sound of the ringing will weaken as the air is pumped out. Such a system designed for science labs is a little expensive, but it occurred to me that a cheap penis pump should enable demonstration of this effect. And indeed it does - very well! (I have to watch out for sarcastic comments from teenage students about 'Sir is that your penis pump?!") Happily, the equipment looks fairly anonymous. However, and to keep this post relevant to this health forum, I did try this pump on my own manhood. I do have ED problems for many years (trapped nerve in my lower back), but it doesn't bother me because my wedding tackle rusted up years ago. So I followed the instructions, stuck the clear plastic tube over my flaccid member and started pumping the handle that sucks out the air from the top end of the equipment. JEEZ!! I couldn't believe my eyes. My little member grew to fill the whole plastic tube, touching the end of the pipe after only a few seconds. I understand the science as to how this works (the partial vacuum draws blood up into your member). However, I was amazed at the end result. The length of Mr Droopy increased substantially, but also the width/girth doubled to completely fill the plastic tube. In a few seconds, (after removing the equipment from around my member), I had an enormous, erect manhood that completely filled my room! (Actually, that was a slight exaggeration, but I was amazed and very happy at the results of using this penis pump). Therefore, my serious comment. If you do have ED problems, then I can heartily recommend using a penis pump. (You can also do science experiments with it as well!)

Kick him out into the cold to fight with the polar bears... oh wait a minute!! My globe was upside down... 🙂

Of course it has air-con. Outside balcony, sea-side view, very clean and quiet. 300m to the 7/11 and beach etc. I'm certainly not telling you where it is or the name 🙂

I mentioned in another post that I start my reduced UK state pension in a couple of months, about 800 quid a month. I do have an online income as well, but I checked what I spend each month right now. - Rent a 35m2 studio condo in a clean building with pool, that's 300m from Jomtien Beach beach = 7,000 baht/month - rent a Thai traditional wooden house and large garden (1 rai) in the hills north of Chiang Mai = 4,000 baht/month - rent a newish Vios with full insurance provided = 8,000 baht/month - Have a $100,000 medical cover policy = 6,000 baht/month. That's 25,000 baht (2 properties, car and medical cover). My healthy food costs are minimal 🙂 I learnt from my mistakes that I made in Thailand, which were that Thai girlfriends/wives or boyfriends are a financial millstone, especially if there is family, previous kids etc. Relationships can also be very stressful. Smoking will probably kill you. Taking hard drugs will definitely shorten your life. Drinking more than 1 small bottle of beer/day is no good for your liver, smoking dope is something that hippy students do. I guess many on this forum do all of these activities, which maybe explains why there seem to be so many mentally ill people on this forum.... I have learnt to ignore most other foreigners, eat fresh Thai food/salads, socialise mostly with Thais, do charity work, enjoy my ham radio hobby, understand Thai language and culture, don't seek excessive material goods, don't be a dick. It works for me.

I missed the details. Is Peter your boyfriend?