simon43

[quote] A 16-year-old Thai-British teen fled his house in Pattaya when a fire suddenly erupted on a sofa in his house.... [/quote] Ah - the amazing spontaneous sofa combustion!

Under Thai law, you are legally entitled to financial compensation from the man involved ????

Why? What's the matter with it? I've owned worse cars than that!

If you're concerned about personal data, then buy a new SIM card for 50 baht, or even a cheapie, throwaway phone for 1,000 baht ????

I used to publish full-page adverts in that 'rag' for my esteemed customers. Featuring a picture of a scantily-clad woman with her jugs out, draped provocatively over a sports car, and with the tag-line "Do you want to sex-chat with me??". My AI chat program had to work overtime to process all the incoming SMS messages ????

Mods, we need a new sub-forum called "Crazy fake stories from crazy trolls".....

Good chap that Enoch. He wasn't afraid to speak the truth. He would have made a good PM.

My 18 year old Thai niece died in my arms of untreated HIV and TB just a few months ago. She and her family were unaware that the medication was free for Thai people. Her local doctor who treated her (before I got involved), sold her a vitamin tonic for 1,000 baht as treatment.... The family were too ashamed because of the stigma of HIV that they didn't seek hospital treatment. Even when I got involved, the doctors initially refused to treat her and also refused to provide me with a prescription for medication (without that prescription, the Red Cross in Bangkok would not sell me the required medication). Finally, when I persisted, the girl was admitted to the local hospital and medication provided. By then, it was too late... ????

Right... so just me then? ????

News just in! Birds fly in the sky ????

For sure, I don't know how you pronounced it, but your spelling (Namu khete), suggests only 3 syllable sounds, whereas the correct pronunciation has 5. Nam (water or juice) is used in a 100 different words (nam som = orange juice etc). I can't think of another Thai word that sounds like ma-kua-tate ???? Anyway, this is going slightly off-topic..

I know this isn't the Thai language sub-forum, but your pronunciation is way off ????. I'm not surprised the waitress had a problem. Without writing in Thai language, the sound (no tones shown here of course) is nam (meaning water) ma-kua-tate (tomato). But full markings for trying anyway!

My spoken/written/reading Thai is pretty good - it rates as my second language, with French and Lao following closely behind. I'm in Myanmar right now, teaching kinder kids. Apart from learning English, they also have classes in Myanmar language and Mandarin, both are which are at a level similar to my current understanding of those languages. So the person who pays the most attention to the teacher in these lessons is me!

As a handsome and muscular man, I have to fight off the gay guys! ???? (Hang on, I just looked in the mirror and see an old skinny guy!!)

For heaven's sake man! Don't you recognise a gay chat up scenario?!

Consult a mental health specialist!!

[quote] He began sexually abusing them with seemingly innocent contact such as hugs or kisses on the cheeks... [/quote] Hugs might be 'innocent', but kissing???

No, and the only person that I could catch an STD from is myself.....

Having checked the exact requirements, it seems that a RDT antigen test with print-out is OK. I'll go and ask the clap clinic again tomorrow if they can do this ????

I'm in south Pattaya (3rd road). The local 'clap' clinics do Covid tests, but don't issue a certificate that's acceptable by the airlines. I'm flying to Myanmar shortly, and need a Covid test no more than 48 hours prior to travel. Can someone suggest where to have this test? (I will go over to the City Hospital and ask if I get no responses here). Thanks.

Absolutely! I'm of Scottish heritage and sometimes wear a kilt and stockings (long socks) when I wander down to the beach bars. No-one has yet made a pass at me, so I must assume that I am particularly ugly...

No you can't - it's in that woman's stomach! ????

Anyone who has lived in Thailand for more than a few months knows never to walk on drain covers, manholes, in fact any type of cover or lid for a well or hole or roadworks etc. The fact that they were Thai means (I assume), that they had more than a few months of living in Thailand to be aware of the risks. So I guess one can conclude "you can't fix stupid". Did they sleep on railway lines as well?

They won't have that, but your new Thai 'girlfriend' might!!

Maybe you are a lard-bucket and the waitresses reckon you'll be a pushover if they mention food....