mushroomdave

Gotta love them saying the establisment by name and then blurring the sign! 5555555555555555

Moved into a new place in Korat a few yrs back and saw some lines I thought shouldn't be there and landlord just shrugged. Bothered me so a few days after moving in, I show him all my electricity is off and it's spinning away. He opened the other side up right then, cut it off and gave the guy the boot. Never did meet that neighbor! 55555555

10 birds on a telephone pole: Little Tommy gets asked to stay after class. So little boy Tommy isnt very good at math so his teacher kindly asks him to stay after class so she can help him. He agrees and listens to the teacher as she gives an example. She starts off by saying if there are 10 birds on a telephone pole and you shoot one off, how many are left? He quickly answers "none". She says "No Tommy, there would be 9". He then looks at her and says "Thats impossible, obviously if you shoot one off, they would all fly away". She tells him that she likes the way he thinks. Tommy follows up by saying "Can I ask you a question miss...if there are 3 ladies holding a lollipop, 1 sucking it, 1 licking it, and 1 biting it...which one is married? The teacher quickly replies with "the one sucking it". He looks at her and says "No, the one with the ring on her finger, **but** I like the way you think !"

I still say most of these "unexplained" accidents at first are idiots doing this:

As usual....for some people, they just don't get the real joke! ????

"Good guys in, Tatted guys out"

I am going to go out on a limb here but I'm pretty sure good old Joe may think twice before making any more of his bullying comments once he's out......you think?

They can have all the bs hearings they want and even Hunter and his little laptop / overseas problems while being a "private citizen". (and if he did wrong he should pay the price). But let's see all these snakes squirm away from that microphone when the house hearings begin to look into all the $$$ Miss Priss Ivanka and Pale-Face husband Jarrod made while working "for" the government. Pass your microphone (and popcorn) McArthy for that one! And Jarrod, no need to worry, daddy Charles will give you some prison survival pointers from his vast experience!!!!...LOL!! ????????????????????????????????????????

I will give her marks for creativeness to save face. But I still say most of these odd / unexplained accidents (brake failure / wet roads etc) are idiots doing this!

So just Phuket??? Why not nationally??? Oh forgot....TIT!

A little girl goes up to her dad and asks: "Daddy, what does it feel like being drunk?" "Well," the father replies "You see those 2 telephone poles over there in the distance?" he says, pointing in the direction of the poles. "A drunk person would see 4 telephone poles there." The little girl, confused, replies "But daddy, there is only one telephone pole over there"

Yes so true....but this party will not mandate that as only a party with a spine would require such thing!

You may want to ask Donald Trump that today! ????????????????????????????????????????????

Taking a recent line of Hillary's: " LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP !! "

Lived there 23 yrs until recently and many people buying them including friends of mine. Yes they were a bit more than others but after their government rebate at tax time, it ended up no more than a regular one.

17 years wow!! You sure cant use the phrase "rushed to the scene" regarding the BIB in this story right ??????

"15 Years".....Longest one I've heard of in quite a long time!!

Exactly.....and leaving the kitchen door unlocked????......in Thailand? I would say: Good luck with that!.....but....... ????????????

Cold Turkey.....Gave all alcohol up with a special diet years ago for 4 months and lost 30kg. But yes, the beer/alcohol was the hardest......Wish I had that same willpower today! ????????????

Q: What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea? A: Denis

Q: How are false teeth like stars? A: They come out at night. ????????????????????????????????????????