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mushroomdave

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  1. They can have all the bs hearings they want and even Hunter and his little laptop / overseas problems while being a "private citizen". (and if he did wrong he should pay the price). But let's see all these snakes squirm away from that microphone when the house hearings begin to look into all the $$$ Miss Priss Ivanka and Pale-Face husband Jarrod made while working "for" the government. Pass your microphone (and popcorn) McArthy for that one! And Jarrod, no need to worry, daddy Charles will give you some prison survival pointers from his vast experience!!!!...LOL!! ????????????????????????????????????????
  2. I will give her marks for creativeness to save face. But I still say most of these odd / unexplained accidents (brake failure / wet roads etc) are idiots doing this!
  3. So just Phuket??? Why not nationally??? Oh forgot....TIT!
  4. A little girl goes up to her dad and asks: "Daddy, what does it feel like being drunk?" "Well," the father replies "You see those 2 telephone poles over there in the distance?" he says, pointing in the direction of the poles. "A drunk person would see 4 telephone poles there." The little girl, confused, replies "But daddy, there is only one telephone pole over there"
  5. Yes so true....but this party will not mandate that as only a party with a spine would require such thing!
  6. You may want to ask Donald Trump that today! ????????????????????????????????????????????
  7. Taking a recent line of Hillary's: " LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP !! "
  8. Lived there 23 yrs until recently and many people buying them including friends of mine. Yes they were a bit more than others but after their government rebate at tax time, it ended up no more than a regular one.
  9. 17 years wow!! You sure cant use the phrase "rushed to the scene" regarding the BIB in this story right ??????
  10. "15 Years".....Longest one I've heard of in quite a long time!!
  11. Exactly.....and leaving the kitchen door unlocked????......in Thailand? I would say: Good luck with that!.....but....... ????????????
  12. Cold Turkey.....Gave all alcohol up with a special diet years ago for 4 months and lost 30kg. But yes, the beer/alcohol was the hardest......Wish I had that same willpower today! ????????????
  13. Q: What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea? A: Denis
  14. Q: How are false teeth like stars? A: They come out at night. ????????????????????????????????????????
  15. From link: "She had never seen this foreign thief in the area before and had heard stories of an Indian man committing a similar crime at a coffee shop in the province on July 21." So she knew of an Indian thief in the area......she says he was Indian......he's doing something irregular in your shop.....and she still let her guard down? Well, hard to feel sorry for her I would say!!
  16. Correct.....and the real teflon test will be when that day finally arrives when his fat *** is sitting there in that defendant's chair! That's when his real, reality show begins...and it's not called The Apprentice! ????????????????????
  17. If it were me, I would just tell her to NEVER speak another word of her family again to me and I would never visit any of them EVER again.....she is quite welcome to visit them but no more idiot road trips for me. I say this as it worked for a buddy of mine for almost the same reason......and it worked LOL!!!!
  18. "So all of a sudden I get replies on funny things I posted on FB" When you post make sure you set it to "Friends Only".....if you have the post on "Public", that's all your fault......unless you really do want the chicks writing !! ????????????
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