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tubby johnson

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  1. Hire me as your kung <deleted> bodyguard. 5,000 Baht / day.
  2. In that case, shoot him again. His soul is still dancing ..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXNfHb9b6Y0
  3. Right. And I'm a nymphomaniac. If she didn't say "no" clearly, I should be exonerated.
  4. Without conscience. Disgusting. He's still on the loose.
  5. Awful. There's a wide proliferation of unlicensed guns and some unhinged people too in Thailand, not as many as in the USA, but this feels like a Hollywood nightmare. Let's hope they'll arrest the culprit soon before he commits worse.
  6. A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.
  7. Well, he's Australian. Sort of a synonym. Hopefully he will learn to mind his own business in the world-class, family-friendly, tourist resort.
  8. Have the fartcoins become worthless? I guess the herd has moved on, shuffling behind the next trendy bandwagon.
  9. Thailand, being a comfortable place to live with tolerant and patient people, attracts a lot of farang outcasts: talkative bores who brag, whinge, or spout nonsensical conspiracy theories. A lot of scammers too. I find Thai people a lot saner and more pleasant.
  10. For stuffing coffins they need only ask former Thai resident Frank Lucas (American Gangster) for advice. https://www.scmp.com/news/asia/southeast-asia/article/3012795/heroin-filled-coffins-death-american-gangster-frank-lucas
  11. Soft stool power, more like. It's one spicy dish! But I love it.
  12. Why would an Indian stab someone with his priceless straw? What a waste of money.
  13. Do you really never ride your scooter outside Bangkok? The air is cleaner in the countryside, yet I still notice lots of scooter and motorbike riders obediently wearing their covid face masks, often without a helmet. Pre-covid hysteria this wasn't really the case. Venture outside of the cosy comforts of the big city and educate yourself.
  14. So the man is bisexual. Now the pox is being spread among women into the normal heterosexual world. Social distancing is back on! Stay safe, gentlemen.
  15. I speculate he was a scammer and some of his victims tracked him down.
  16. You don't even know what fundamental analysis is!! Ridiculous !!!
  17. Only a 10 minute taxi ride, maximum. Don't sweat over the cost.