Gandtee

Hop out of bed twice a night. Run to the toilet. Skip breakfast. Try to pull myself together. Press my wife for a belated breakfast. Bend over backwards to agree to everything she says.😉

Well done, lads. No fuffing about like the police do now in the UK.

'They don't like it up em, sir. They don't like it up em.' There are exceptions I suppose.

Same here. But it's a different kettle of fish if you live in close contact with a neighbours barking dog.

When I was a kid in the 1940s- 50s scrumping apples with my mates. One of us was assigned to keep doggo. To watch out for anyone who might catch us. Doggo was, as far as we knew, nothing to do with sex. How times and the English language have changed. When did you last hear a News Announcer use affect or effect? Now everything has an 'impact.' Well, I'll be buggered.🫠

My brain hurts. If they are exposing themselves in a public area, charge them with indecency.

A good recruiting policy. 'If we order you to shoot a terrorist, don't come running to us if you get charged with abusing human rights. Even if you got your leg blown off during the action. Herr Starmer's army needs you.'

This piece was a nice little earner.😄

But it would seem that they can identify and arrest anyone of Indigenous lineage if they consider they have uttered a word against the government's woke agenda.

Poor sole. But I wish him well.😉

Definitely not a good thing. It kills an inquiring mind.

A special favour for his puppet master?

Most probably.

Exactly. Perhaps I didn't make my point clear. I was trying to be a little humerous in comparing human allergies that it appears many suffer from nowadays, and domestic animals being dragged onto the bandwagon. A dog in a relative's household is never given meat and is dressed up in stupid costumes. No wonder the poor thing is paranoid. Stop treating pets like humans. Dogs, like cats, are carnivores. They are meat eaters. Regarding our moggy. He is an old Tom that I've named Nelson. When he came to us he looked like he was missing an eye after fighting. My wife treats him like a lord. So Nelson. And I'll still be giving him a drop of milk so he can enjoy his old age. Much the same as myself. At ninety-one, with a beer. Cheers😉

A mite selfish perhaps? The old saying, 'F**k you, Jack. I'm alright' comes to mind.

It is a similar reason to having Musk running the USA.

Will his daughter have to attend without him? https://youtu.be/KsH63qJlIMM

Spoken in the language of a true Trump supporter.

Other than that it's fine.😉

Ever since I was born many years ago, we kept a cat in the family. But not in Thailand. Recently beat-up stray tomcat seems to have adopted us, and my wife has been feeding it when it turns up first thing in the morning and evening, crying for food. I've been giving it about a third of a cup of milk as I've always done with cats but my nephews are saying that cats shouldn't have milk as it can cause them stomach problem? Is this a new woke problem like multiple allergies in humans that we had never heard of in my day?

Living in Thailand the urge to get a tan went many years ago. . I do get a bit browned off sometimes after reading certain publications. But a couple of beers or G and Ts I'm soon put to rights.😉

It would seem the only reason to deport the Uyghurs to China when other countries had offered to take them was to kowtow to the Chinese.

'Let your wind go free, wherever you may be. In church or in chapel. There let it rattle. Go see a doctor.

Maybe it was the fall that killed him. How many times do read of motor cyclists being thrown over the barriers to their deaths. Obviously not built high enough. But the. R.I.P.

I wonder how many foreigners are walking around bearing Tattoos in a language they don't understand with similar messages?