Gandtee

Even though I think you are a bull*****r Bob, you've just tickled my taste buds and I'm going to down an icy Chang. At ninety I daren't miss an opportunity. Cheers.😉

I had the same problem with Skipalong. He doesn't get sarcasm. Sad really.

260? Obviously a not very likeable person.

He said " I was just putting my finger in the dame like the boy in the legend.."

Maybe that is one of the problems. Locked up in a small cage. I'm not defending the dog. It should be put down after attacking someone. But people do raise so-called dangerous breeds as family pets and never have any trouble. It's the care and training with any dog that is all important in my opinion.

It seems that she was left holding the baby. There is more to this story than meets the eye.

This site is being taken over by weirdos. First Bull<deleted> Bob and then Gorgeous George, the Florence Nightingale of the Thaiasean mentally disturbed. Disturbed after reading his diatribe. My brain hurts.

Most of us know what you need. Stuffing with the rough end of a pineapple.😒

Maybe we could start a Truss fund to make support more available.😉

I said "Where's your wife? Have you left them?" He rubbed is hands together and said, "Mind your own f*****g business!" Then he decked me. It brought tears to my eyes.🙂

Who was paying the electric bill?

I think the UK does have a les majeste law but it it hasn't been used in ages.

More to the point. Why do you, your self, post online with continuous inane subjects? To inflate your ego by seeing your comments in print, I suspect.

They seem to have more balls.

On expenses paid by the taxpayers?

Seams? Hopalong, Skipalong. I give up. 🙄

I'm English and use the English language. Not the American bastardised version. bless your cotton sox. Sorry, socks.😉

The same people that eat foie gras and shark fin soup.😉

You missed the ship loads of convicts from England.😉

Ratukore Jones Agamom? That's a fair dinkum Ozzy name. Don't come the raw prawn over here Blue. Looks like you've got a touch of the Taffy in there with Jones? With all that bling I thought you were a passenger on Pricilla. Queen on the Desert.

Bob, "Mum, I'm going." Mum, "OK, Bob." Bob, "Mum, I said I'm going." Mum, "I heard you." Bob, "But Mum, I said I'm going." Mum, "Well bugger off and don't come back!". Bob, "I don't think I will now."😉

Do you mean on how to start a sentence with a capital letter? Now things are really getting petty.😀

Perhaps you should Skipalong and get a course in recognising sarcasm. But there. Many don't.🤧

Thai woman attacks wheelchair bound Thai grandmother damaging her eye. Goodness gracious! How atrocious! So what? Now if the attacker was Swiss.......😉

What was the question?