When you reach a certain age it's advisable to wear underpants or long shorts. I remember Bull<deleted> Bob, sadly passed away ten years ago plus. He used to sit on his favourite barstool in Pattaya with his back to the road/audience, with his family jewels dangling for everyone to see. It brings to mind the joke of a man in a bar going to the bloke on the piano and saying, "Hey mate. Do you know your balls a hanging out?" to which he replied, "No, but if you sing it, I'll follow you." The old uns are the best.????