daleyboy

How can it possibly be 6 months when you didnt even join the forum till January

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indeed.. after some investigation it seems that the topic was started on 2006-02-22 09:48:32...

So that would be a grand total of 1 month and 20ish days !

totster

Come on now KY stop telling such easily found out porkies

dammit - who took my thread off topic

Scum is more interesting than a thread about you anyway

I dont think there is an offical line on this one. I have posted on several forums, without any problems. The problems arise when posters go round slating TV and tryng to poach members by using TV as an advertisng tool for other forums.

There are lots of members here that are also members of other forums, me included, and have never had problems with bannings. All that you hear about that is bullshit sour grapes on the part of banned members. They would rather cry into their beers and moan rather than just get on with life in their new forums

No, I didn't. Damm. I could have been of some help to him.

You could of come on taken the piss out of a few people you didnt like, and no one would of known it was you. Not that i would do anything like that

Kerry mate, i wouldnt be seen dead in a bmw, so i dont think you have to worry aabout bmw being me.

Dull and overcast today

That looks great lampy, make sure you save a couple of those breakfasts for me, minus the booze of course.

Yeah....I'll have a glass of Robinsons Gripe Water standing by

I will need two of those, pne for the baby and one for me

1. I'm boring.

Well there is no denying that, quite frankly i didnt read the rest of your post.

How can it possibly be 6 months when you didnt even join the forum till January

Can't say i've seen the Winstone film in question, but 'Sexy Beast' is immense.

Me and a mate of mine quoted lines from that film on the piss for months after we saw it, still do occasionally!!!

Ben Kingsley is the star IMO.

'Are you gonna do the job? yes or no?'

'no'

'<deleted>*k you, you're doin' it you cu*t'

class

Scum is an old film, with a very young Ray winstone. A true classic that you should definately see

That looks great lampy, make sure you save a couple of those breakfasts for me, minus the booze of course.

Yep congrats Dave. And didnt you tell me the other day, the first 20 people to congratulate you would get free drinks all night in the blues factory?

how much of a tip do people normaly leave daleyboy...

perhaps i had better start saving right now...

or better still i will just stay and avoid all costs

Well its done on a sliding scale mate.

Boys in blue charge 2000 baht tip or 2 crates of chang or 3 bottles of wine

Boys and girls in red charge 1000 baht tip or 1 crate of chang or 1 bottle of wine

As for the rest of us plebs we just charge a sense of humour and a laugh.

Staying is always the best option, too many stalkers round these parts that will track you down if you try to leave

welcome to Thaivisa, there is lots of info here, that can easily answer all those questions you have, and i am sure the members here will happily give you a few more questions that will need answering

Prob should hit Nana, Pat Pong, and Soi Cowboy - just for a lark. (tourist attraction purposes)

Yeah sure this will do loads for promotion prospects.

Personally i would take him out for some local street grub and then judge what type of bloke he is. He might even suggest that you goto nana or patpong. But i certainly wouldnt offer to take him there without prompting

Pm me as well mate, i have loads of accounts, quite happy to send an invite

im close to 500

Who's your daddy?

I dont think anyone would want to own up to that

Haven't you ever seen any prison/mental asylum movies?

That is what they ALWAYS say to new arrivals!

Yeah like the film scum. When Ray Winstone goes around saying whos your daddy? Very worrying indeed.

New meat!

You really really worry me sometimes UG I dont think i want you t see any "new meat"

No worries fella, i have copied bedlam rules into your thread in there for you to puruse(sp)

Please abide by them otherwise you migt have a short stay there.

That took you bloody long enough, but then i have met you and if your typing is anything like your speech, 500 posts really is a landmark.

Congrats mate, see ya in bedlam

Just told the wife i wasnt going to work today, now you wanna see the warzone in my living room

It seems the only thing you drink is Robinsons or the odd fanta!!

Thats me

I dont drink hot drinks of any sort, i dont drink alcohol, i dont like plain water or fizzy mineral water, i only drink fanta when i have no choice, i dont drink other fizzy drinks coke pepsi etc.

I can pretty much tell the difference between differnt squash brands, and if they are sugar free or not. Ohhh dear how sad am i? No need for an answer.

Ohh i do like a nice glass of ice cold milk

How did you manage to get the gold back from the ex? (this has to be a good story)

And keeping all your extremities intact My wife would rip my nut sack off if i ever tried to take her gold.

Well done that man

dont forget to check out teak door, loads of jokers over there

But their jokes arent very funny