daleyboy

Blazing Saddles,

Any Monty Python,

I'm sick I know.

It's about 25 years ago now, but there was a cinema in Dublin that showed a double bill every Saurday night of...

Blazing Saddles and The Holy Grail.

I went nearly every week for years! I know it's sad, I can reel off the script to either of them...

Wow , they did the same in Bristol when I was about 15 , was it really that long ago?

"Anyone moves and the Nigga gets it!............"

Which cinema in Bristol? Now be careful with you answer because this could really show your age

daleyboy and redrus in a pissing contest

Oh yes, welcome new members to the fun and games.

:D No contest really mate as i am 2 feet taller than rus, i would without a doubt be able to piss further than him

I can see his avatar when you cut it like that.

I will talk and hang out with anyone, regardless of class, as long as i get along with them it shouldnt matter. I am sure there are hi-so and lo-so people on this board, and most of us get along just fine.

heh heh heh heh

Mine is 5th May, so dont forget.

Our baby is due on the 28th April, so if he hangs on for another week he will pop out just in time for my 30th. What a present that will be

Daleyboy has many closets though, and seems to pop out of one on every thread these days.... Too many fat kids crying, laughing, dancing, singing....

What are you two on about? I have told you before, a closet is an American word.So me being from the U.K I prefer the term cupboard, or under stair storage area.

Thank you

woo hoo, 23 April is always a holiday for me cause it's my birthday

Trying to get the early reminder in i see!!! Worried we will all forget?

Er, ya sick <deleted>**er.....!

Do you think anyone has ever dreamed him.....

redrus

Rusty Lee is a woman, although she may be a man in drag who is to know?

See Mark it isnt quiet in here, we just party when you aint about See your missing this very interesting converation about Rusty Lee.

I bet when you started this topic you didnt think it would head off in this direction?

I can see that now - thank god i went to bed!!!

You keep on partying with your choice of women!

boy's will be boy's/.....

when they are not being girls.

You love it mate, you just wish you had got here earlier.

Thats who we're flying with in March/April fella.

You can't beat a stop in The Dam too.....

redrus

Yeah, or Amsterdamage as we like to call it

We just used to call it Amsterwhere Go with Ba direct for £415 return

Looks good, thanks for the link B&S will have to take the young uns there when we come over in Jun.

I'm all for more bank holidays in England but why St Georges day? Most people in England are not that religious and St George was a turkish saint anyway! What do you want Morris Dancers and a celebration of poor food? Surely we should pick another day - sometime in June when the weather is better and school is not yet on holiday! Why do we have to follow the Irish and their mass patriotism! One of the best things about being English is that we dont shove it down other peoples throats like Scots, welsh, Irish, Oz's, Kiwi's, Yanks and paticularly Canadians! We dont need it!

More holidays yes!

Flag waving for no reason - no thanks!

We have the world cup and thrashing the ozzies at cricket for that already!!

55555, and you talk of not pushing things down throats.....

I'll stick with patriotism and ol Georgie boy.....

redrus

What does 555555 mean? and I cant see your picture thingy either!

55555= haha, something to do with the Thai alphabet,....

Thats your set up thats stopping you from seeing it, its a moving avatar, maybe you can't see anybody elses that moves either...?

redrus

I get the hahahaha thing now! very good. I can see all the other moving pix just not yours. Oh well!

I think its his tin can connection hes got up north.

Who the <deleted> looks cool in a bar the size of a matchbox sipping 200 baht small bottled beer anyways.

The owner?

Now that is a valid point! Maybe I should buy a bar and a set of black clothes and get on with it! If you cant beat em join em....

As for going to the bars, its hard really not to since they are everywhere and yes I do put my fingers in fans....

Do you put your tongue on those little square batteries, just to see if you get a shock? I do, and its good fun

The stinging sensation just feels so gooooood! lol

:D

Most humble greetings and to all new additions on .

I might just pass on "chatting you up" though Whizz Kid. You could speak to Daleyboy though, he's answered himself a few question already this week.....

redrus

Cheeky git, only just seen this, and i can assure you its not me you have to worry about, its that internet stalker redrus

perspicacious Udon

That could get you 30 days!

But only if you knew what perspicacious actually meant

Er, ya sick <deleted>**er.....!

Do you think anyone has ever dreamed him.....

redrus

Rusty Lee is a woman, although she may be a man in drag who is to know?

See Mark it isnt quiet in here, we just party when you aint about See your missing this very interesting converation about Rusty Lee.

I bet when you started this topic you didnt think it would head off in this direction?

I know that you nugget, I'm not that young. Mind you if I get Rusty Lee surely that means you get Wincy Willis.....

Anythings possible when you're in a thread Dale.

redrus

mmmmmmmmmmm Many a boys dream about Wincy Willis

Lets not forget the other boys dream Good old Lizzie

There was an article in the Times last year about why we don't celebrate St Georges day. The guy who wrote it pointed out that being English was so fabulous that there was no need to brag and make everyone else feel inferior

Well thats true of course, but i dont think Rus wanted to rub those non English noses in it.

Everyones gone underground.

Now everyone sing..........................

Underground, Overground, Wombling Free,

The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.

Making good use of the things that we find,

Things that the everyday folks leave behind.

Uncle Bulgaria,

He can remember the days when he wasn't behind The Times,

With his map of the World.

Pick up the papers and take them to Tobermory!

Wombles are organized, work as a team.

Wombles are tidy and Wombles are clean.

Underground, Overground, wombling free,

The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we!

People don't notice us, they never see,

Under their noses a Womble may be.

We womble by night and we womble by day,

Looking for litter to trundle away.

We're so incredibly, utterly devious

Making the most of everything.

Even bottles and tins.

Pick up the pieces and make them into something new,

Is what we do!

This proud rooster has just rooted all the hens in shed and is boasting to all the other roosters in the area.

If this is the case then you could always just cut his nuts off. Problem solved

Nope. Problem not solved. This horny rooster performs cunningless too.

In which case, cut its <deleted> tongue out, problem solved, he gets his oates and you dont have to listen to him go on about it.

Er, ya sick <deleted>**er.....!

Do you think anyone has ever dreamed him.....

redrus

Rusty Lee is a woman, although she may be a man in drag who is to know?

See Mark it isnt quiet in here, we just party when you aint about See your missing this very interesting converation about Rusty Lee.

I bet when you started this topic you didnt think it would head off in this direction?

Who the <deleted> looks cool in a bar the size of a matchbox sipping 200 baht small bottled beer anyways.

The owner?

Now that is a valid point! Maybe I should buy a bar and a set of black clothes and get on with it! If you cant beat em join em....

As for going to the bars, its hard really not to since they are everywhere and yes I do put my fingers in fans....

Do you put your tongue on those little square batteries, just to see if you get a shock? I do, and its good fun

you've got to be special to see it...

What sort of special? special needs?

Yeah thats why most people on here can see it!

GOLD GOLD AND MORE GOLD. The perfect wedding present Thai ladies love it mate

I think its been quiet here for the last few days - everyone gone on holiday??

No mate, we just see you come online then we all sign in as anonymous

Wahey, who's on form today then eh.....

redrus

<deleted> 'ell are you following me round? You internet stalker

redrus

Just one question what is Rus short for? Is it Rusty Lee by any chance? You know the famously funny female chef.

Errrrr, Russell.....

redrus

But i bet you dream of being Rusty Lee

you've got to be special to see it...

What sort of special? special needs?

I think its been quiet here for the last few days - everyone gone on holiday??

No mate, we just see you come online then we all sign in as anonymous

Wahey, who's on form today then eh.....

redrus

<deleted> 'ell are you following me round? You internet stalker

redrus

Just one question what is Rus short for? Is it Rusty Lee by any chance? You know the famously funny female chef.