daleyboy

I would comment about my ex-wife, but I might get into trouble

Surely she couldnt be as beautiful as those lovely ladies? I really liked feb pic, its the missing teeth that did it for me

What a great first post for a troll

So whats with the 7 days...... under your avatar rio?

Since he watched the tape.............?

redrus

So why is he still around then? We will never get rid of him

So whats with the 7 days...... under your avatar rio?

Come on now stoll that is a pretty lame effort at a troll post

As the song goes "parsley, SAGE, rosemary and thyme".

Now try the others, or all 4 at the same time. (You have to shoot up the parsley though, it doesn't really kick in when you smoke it.. and rosemary is strictly for freebasing.)

I can just see a few junkies jacking up some parsley What about thyme? Do you take that as a suppository?

I am still here, but not for long off to bed so goodnight, and that is the last word from me

and i like a sexy body, so lets see some pics

And i thought you liked a Ladeyboy (nearest i could get to annaogram of Daleyboy)

Arse wipe

Warm and sunny all day today in Bristol Shorts and t shirt weather

Thanks for the warm welcome guys.

Rule 1 mate........

You have to start a topic with some sexy ladies for us to look at Something for everyones taste. Tots likes titties, kurgen is a big flap man, tuky is a big arse man, and i like a sexy body, so lets see some pics

sound mind and clear intent".

Well i have a sound mind, and my intent is very clear when i smoke it, and that is to laugh my ass off for 5 minutes

No mate i am deadly serious, if i had discovered this 15 years ago i might not have done all the other stuff i did.

Read about it at sagewisdom.org

Really mate you could probably go to the shop in yor local town that sells bongs and smoking stuff, the probaly sell it there.

I buy mine from tangy gifts in Bristol.

Police who searched Paula Yates's London flat found, Amphetamines, Angel Dust and Ecstacy, they are still looking for the fourth child....!

Nice

Sobek,

Are you really Old Croc?

Just saw this on the other site Is it true Old Croc, that in TD you are Sobek

He is indeed mate, not seen him sticking up for me?

Ahhh the good old days, when i was young and silly These days a bit of salvia divinorum(sp) is the good stuff and its completely legal, imagine 5 microdots with a hit that happens 20 seconds after smoking it. Then its all over after 20 minutes, no come down no side effects. WHAT A RUSH

Do you take that with all the orange jucie and lemonade you drink? I tell ya, life in the fast lane indeed.

Seriously mate, i have never done anything like that before, it is the most crazy ######ed up shit that has ever happened to me.

When you smoke it you need a sitter who can keep an eye on you, because you do strange things. The first time i smoked it, i didnt even get the pipe down before i was laid on the sofa crying with laughter, it felt like i had 20 million needles poking me, you know like a really powerful power shower. And i was seeing the Isle of Man flag everywhere, and the three legs of the flag were spinning round. This felt like it was going on for hours when in actual fact it was abou 5 mins, i then sat up and was like "what the ###### just happened" 20 minutes later and i was completely sober, like i had never done it in the first place. The only way i kew i had smoked it was the pain in my stomach from laughing to much

My mate smoked some and he was sat in the armchair saying "i brought this chair with me and now i need to leave" he was trying to stand up with my armchair, then changed his mind and sat back down, he then started waving his legs around like he was on a push bike ad he was saying " i will see you later i am going for a bike ride" So bloody funny.

Best thing is its completely legal and you can buy it in loads of shops. It is a plant substance that comes from the sage family

If you want to read about it pm me and i will send a link to some websites. If your going to buy some i can heartedly reccommend the x20 extract, that is some good shit

Well Kurgen keeps sending me these messages, about wanting to slip his member status up my backdoor. I dont know what he is talking about but he scares me sometimes

Welcome Booney. I cant believe they actually let your sorry ass in here. I voted that you could come in, but only because i thought they were joking, i didnt actually tink they would let you in.

Thats it i am ######ing off to the super secret forum that not even the mods are allowed in

Only joking Booney, nice to see you in here and NO POLITICS OR ANYTHING CLOSELY RESEMBLIMG POLITICS I hope that is clear enough

They didn't have to employ Einsteins theory to work it out Doleboy.

So you work for them then do you Kurgen?

Looks like Boon Mee has given his password to his caddy. Perhaps it's time to discuss booting his arse out ?

I just got here!

Who the ###### let you in here? Well that has just completely lowered the tone round here

The baby is due on he 28th jai dee, but we have been told there is no way she will last that long, so no over cooking will be necessary i think. I think he could have come out a month ago and would still be bigger than the average baby.

As for my missus being DD, no chance her standard of English is far superior to anything he has posted

Ahhh the good old days, when i was young and silly These days a bit of salvia divinorum(sp) is the good stuff and its completely legal, imagine 5 microdots with a hit that happens 20 seconds after smoking it. Then its all over after 20 minutes, no come down no side effects. WHAT A RUSH

I think it's the adword (or simlilar) just picking up on the content of the forum and placing relevent ads.

totster

Thats ok then as long as it aint just me they think is a depraved pervert How come they know i live in Bristol then?

Whats with the sex search banner on the top of the page? The wife noticed earlier and thinks i am looking at some sort of porn site Well i know the underground is but............

Well i voted to keep the thread open, gives them something to talk about on TD.

So.......hello DD you still upset with me? People can be so mean, you should see some of my repo points

Yes we should... post the screenshot !

totster

lol Tell me how to post a screenshot? I know you press prt scn but i cant get it to paste into paint

As for you Welsh wolfie, it was only bloody Braxton hicks, so still no show. He is quite literally being a pain in the arse They still reckon he will be out soon but just getting bored with all this waiting.