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Pla Simon

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  1. So, the judge concluded that the software engineer was superseeded by the advanced operating system of an expert hardware engineer, before worrying he might have contracted a virus... Upon offering the Thai Lady an excuse for her behaviour, embarrassed and lacking requisite language proficiency, her flustered closing statement was "Ich Liebe Dick"...
  2. Just a small package, by the looks of it. Congrats to immigration for nyetting another undesirable....
  3. There was heavy bombing this morning to be heard, and calls to prepare to evacuate again, until about 12:30 - Chong Chom area - quiet now. Maybe something is taking effect - everyone has certainly had a belly full, around here.
  4. Is your impertinence deliberate ? How about an opinion on the topic at hand, rather than offering incendiary and conflationary nonsense ? Logical fallacy only appeals to & finds favour with the similarly obtuse.
  5. Allegedly, the incumbent's reluctance to rock the boat, stems from the fact that his cojones are normally finding abode in the mouths of such young men, easily slipping in through the back door. One in - one out, as it were.
  6. Don't close it - bank accounts are always good to have here, and seem to be becoming harder to get for many. Leave a few quid in there to keep it open, as a fallback. Never a problem with my account, in 20 Years. Their app is convenient, and works well.
  7. Sounds so much better than, ran away like a coward after defecating on his own doorstep...
  8. Plenty of Thais still eating dog - albeit more surreptitiously than before. 15 Years ago in my village - many were eating dog blatently - you could buy a decent sized dog for 200 baht back then. Some were eating the dogs they had raised themselves, as pets . They referred to it as, "Meat from heaven".
  9. Was the man not disabled ? I'm sure he would have exited with a limp.
  10. Yes, and potentially another kick in the balls, for his wife...
  11. Barry does Bangkok - 1979. PG Tips advert voice over - where he met his missus - "It's the taste"...
  12. Probably a bifta - nearest he'll get to a bafta - although he just acted like a tw@ pretty convincingly...
  13. Looks like your adulation of the beak nosed boy wonder has you in a tizz. Anything about myself, is none of your business. Ignorant nonsense ? Here's a little background on your mancrush, for pellucidity :- Educate yourself, then kindly don't get back to me.
  14. He's completely self serving, and panders to a demonstrable demographic - the "Londoners" who keep voting him in, are the hundreds of thousands of immigrants he has imported & encouraged to come and stay in London, that he has, and continues to use to gerrymander the electoral system, to stay in power. Look at the results of his tenure. Horrid little man, with horrid policy, The personification of ostensible righteousness facading ignoble intentions.
  15. That from the once great capital of London's Muslim mayor - remove the last word for perfect hypocritical accusatory irony.
  16. Given that on the World stage Thailand is rarely considered news worthy for more than a heartbeat - this is just a sensationalist appeal to group loyal identity. Partisan-driven apropos proposition usually outweighs nonpartisan views. In and out of a political context, given objective scrutiny. This is the fundamental driver employed by media - including, and perfectly exampled in these forums. On a brighter note : very little coverage on any of the main offending platforms - but still the hard-core deniers morphing the rhetoric into logical fallacy, pointing their fingers away, trying to justify their notional position to an audience of no-one. Ironically there are people trying to take a positionally adamant rhetoric and make it about London - Thais trying to make it about Cambodia. Immediately, I can't take anyone with ridiculously plumped-out catfish lips seriously, regardless of the topic. The truth is that outside of Thailand and it's followers - very few people give a <deleted> about this place.
  17. Normal male rivalry - turns out he was just miffed, as his Brother will be crowned, King Willy
  18. Everyone is at it - not just youngsters - just look around you, if you can take your eyes off your screen for long enough. You can't go on a shorts section on any of the platforms, without being exposed to it - whether you've asked for it or not - 24 / 7 - no watershed. I would imagine it's targeted specifically and deliberately at potential audience. For me, It's generally females - the normalisation of unknown and uninvited youngsters all the way up to grannys, unashamedly and ridiculously sexualising themselves. Awful, contrived shorts by brainless untalented narcissists - bodies doing nothing except meaninglessly reflecting in a mirror with a phone for a face. All ages doing the brain dead swirly twerk like they're unsuccessfully trying to clip one off. Unattractive, shark eyed hookers staring into the lens with nothing to say. Minging middle aged upto almost at deaths door of all shapes and sizes, strutting in contrived setting, letting it all hang out in lace before unappealingly peeling their kecks off, or showing off bulbous camel toe to the encouragement of vast simp audiences - most of it is gag worthy. Is this to be considered as freedom of expression - and if the limits are allowed to continually be pushed on social media, where will it end up ?
  19. The same building has many service providers that can take your photo for UK passport - they know the exact requirements for vfs.
  20. Obviously a man of principles - attested by not dying his comb over. Let's just hope he doesn't end up dying, bending over for his principal.
  21. "Aphisa Mahaman, manager of the Teachers' Network Against Harmful Activities." What Aphisa - no wonder she's a Ms. Sounds a bit uptight - she could probably do with a stiff one, to help her relax. "However, participation levels remain uncertain." I very much doubt it...
  22. If it were her shins, adjacent to her ears, then I would probably concur...

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