BritManToo

Don't think there's much real love for old men anywhere. Your family will only hang around in the expectation of inheriting. Even pets only 'love' you because you feed them. Best to accept life how it is than imagine it will be better elsewhere.

"Thai food’s bold blend of flavours: A culinary delight with a fatal bite" Don't like it, prefer not to eat it. The bite is to cover the taste of the meat they left out of the fridge for a day or two before cooking it.

Showed up at his mother's place ..... He's more entitled to stay there IMHO.

She left school age 12, I sent her to high school, then I sent her to university. Now she's more educated than you are and almost as well educated as me. We were married after 2 weeks, 13 years later still married.

News flash ......... body of foreigner found burned and hidden in the forest. This is what happens when you play with the locals.

Living with a woman you don't find attractive and having separate bedrooms must be the ultimate definition of a loser. I was that loser in the UK, but in Thailand I'm a success.

I've always found indica is good for pain relief and sativa useless.

I don't know any white people at all. Can't imagine anyone in Thailand knowing 60. Ok, I'll admit, I don't like white folk much.

No, nobody likes nice or good people.

I have this rice cooker. One of the buttons says Tua, which I press to cook my beans. Around 20mins was fine.

Opposite the US consulate.

Steven Seagal ..... The only guy that can eat and meditate at the same time.

The police in that story sided with the Thai landlord. Always best to maneuver conflicts into Thai Vs Thai, only fools fight their own battles.

Yes, we should all learn from pedophiles! Do ya want to be in my gang, my gang .....

Easy way 1 don't come back if he's there. 2 come back but live at least 500km away. Rent in Chiang Mai or Hua Hin.

I seem to use my bank phone app for everything these days. Deliveries, local market, food stalls, vet, coffee shop ...........

I met loads of good Brit guys that were totally trashed by their Brit wives (me included). One pal of mine took his wife on holiday, and on the flight out she told him he was dumped. Can't get much more evil than that, must have been a great holiday. Then there was my pal who got divorced, goodbye shag, she got pregnant from it and 19 years child maint. for him. And she never let him see the kid either.

Very wet in Chiang Mai the last 2 weeks.

Most women appear to want bad men.

No mention of what was wrong with him beyond 'throwing up blood'. Ulcer, cancer, liver failure?

Not sure Thailand has any decent hospitals either. They seem to vary below the 'mildly incompetent but expensive' line.

More likely men throwing beer at other men wearing frocks in an attempt to avoid hands searching through their pockets.

I would imagine it's because the guy likes to pretend he isn't a homosexual.

It's always the one that pretends to be male.

It's simple biological design. Female mammals only have sex when in season, for dogs that's a weeks window 2x a year, human females are in season every month for 2-3days. If a male attempts sex out of season or with a pregnant female it will usually get attacked/bitten. In the words of Bloodhound gang, "you and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel"