BritManToo

1 hour ago, BTB1977 said:

I'm sure it was a fantasy of yours when you were in your twenties to have sex with a 65 year old wrinkly grandmother.  So I'm sure it feels the same for her. Hope your paying a large sum monthly and leaving everything to her. As she will need therapy many years after you are gone. 

Being able to keep a house full of cats appears to work wonders.

2 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

Most women want financial security.

You are too generous in your phraseology.

I prefer the term 'selfish whores', which still doesn't really describe (or explain) the vindictiveness they show when they leave.

32 minutes ago, cardinalblue said:

Elderly is age 65 now?

Being 65, I cam most certainly say I'm not only elderly, but death is fast approaching.

As for the pool pump, don't you turn them off at night to save electricity?

7 hours ago, FritsSikkink said:

Where does it say the complainer was Thai?

I would have pointed out it was my wife's pump and I neither owned or accepted responsibility for anything in Thailand.

2 minutes ago, rumak said:

Oh,  is that you ?  I thought you were the guy that looks serious and just shows them a photo

of you dusting off your BMW.  

You must be confusing me with NCC1701.

15 minutes ago, fourpack said:

Long story short and how I have zero idea but when they scanned my passport it brought up someone else's details on screen hence initial IO's fluster.

So your fingerprint's didn't positively identify you (which is as I always claimed).

2 hours ago, rumak said:

The charm factor is also quite a plus...... and in that area I think thai men have it over most farangs that I meet here.   So many farangs think that talking about how things should be in the world are what impresses Thai ladies. 

They always seem to appreciate me singing a few verses of 'Rak Quai Quai"

Failing that, for the older fashioned lady I can sing along to a selection of Takatan songs.

3 minutes ago, kenk24 said:

me too... 

And me ...... but my gf beats them off.

3 minutes ago, kenk24 said:

This is not good... have you had it checked out? I will keep my distance from your posts for a while... 

Nah, we're all in recovery now, apart from the cough, 8yo son back at school today.

Was in hospital this morning (regular visit) nurse at the entrance taking everyone's temp as they entered (36.2c).

Nice new hospital at SanSai, opened in the last month, about 5%-10% of the people inside wearing masks.

On 2/14/2020 at 10:02 PM, Kinnock said:

From the reports I've seen a runny nose is not one of the symptoms of Covid-2019.  Fever, cough, difficulty breathing, but no snotty nose.

 

So you have 'manflu' not 'batmanflu'. ????

Yep, no runny nose, but I did have blocked ears.

Still got a bit of a cough, but my temperature never varied from 36.2c.

1 minute ago, abrahamzvi said:

But it is everywhere nowadays. Isn't it?

You say that, but it's far less significant in Vietnam, Cambodia and the Philippines.

I don't know why.

7 minutes ago, baansgr said:

Are foreign guys still loosing their savings on building up North. Thought the cat was out the bag on that one...great video though, while it lasts

Zero participation from the woman is never a good sign.

Same as when they don't have your photos on their FB pages.

15 minutes ago, ChouDoufu said:

don't know about crowds or facilities at that crossing, so can't say whether you'll have problems trying to drag your bike through the immigration building. 

ArunyaPrathet makes foreigners go up and down stairs to pass through immigration.

That'd be fun with a bicycle.

On 2/14/2020 at 9:25 AM, sanemax said:

Is that the women you met in a bar and banged her withing 2 hours of meeting her?

Way back in the past at University they used to say, "If they don't put out in two weeks, move on"

I've always found that to be a very worthwhile bit of advice.

In the UK,

If they were prepared to share all expenses 50/50, I'd wait for 2 weeks before the 'bang or drop' rule was enforced.

In SEA,

If I'm paying all the expenses on the date, and I don't get to bang them at the end of the date, there won't be a second date.

6 minutes ago, Mr Smithy said:

No marriage extensions from Phuket are approved in Bangkok - 

Rubber stamp in Hat Yai.

Does anyone really care, would you like to pick at my spelling or grammar?

Has anyone ever seen a post or rumour about a marriage extension that was accepted, then not approved?

I've been around ten years and never seen one.

Just now, bkk6060 said:

He is a doper and you trust his word?  I certainly would not.

He used to live smuggling drugs and gold on a well known Hong Kong, India, Bangkok route.

Also spent 1 year in Hong Kong jail, spoke perfect Thai after his year in BK jail.

I've found criminals don't lie much, when they aren't committing a crime, or evading the police.

2 minutes ago, youngster30uk said:

Just incase is is not approved

Won't happen, rubber stamp in Bangkok, Phuket have no say once they've accepted the application.

(which is why they don't like marriage extensions)

2 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Could have paid for an elite with all the runs.

 

Im in the same boat mind you, though I wont be here in 12 years I reckon. But I actually "live" in Cambodia, so I am a true tourist ???? 

What to do, pay for an Elite VISA, or have 20 one week holidays in Vietnam/Cambodia/Philippines all expenses paid.

It's a hard choice!

1 hour ago, baansgr said:

If white women were mostly fit dirty whores into their 50s that did all the cleaning and washing etc...do you honestly think Foreign men would look twice at a Thai woman

White women, 

More to do with them not wanting us, than us not wanting them IMHO. Welfare has a lot to answer for! 

3 minutes ago, kenk24 said:

That was said in reference to why Thai ladies prefer a Thai man... thus the 50/50 split... my Thai is pretty good but cannot compare to a native speaker... 

My MIl and Fil didn't speak the same language either, in fact hardly anyone speaks MiLs language, on my housing estate (250 homes), only 3 or 4 old ladies can speak with her. He came from Nan, she came from Lomsak.

9 hours ago, 473geo said:

on a personal note I have never had any issues attracting women, although age has faded my looks a little,

Never been rich so I guess that blows 80% of the Tvisa fossil reasoning out of the water,

Yeah, my wallet has never failed to attract women either.

Although the exchange rate has worn it's width a little. 

Being rich ........ 20,000bht/month income is double what most Thai guys can offer.

Rural agricultural workers often get less than 5k/month.