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I take it his name is Beer...his feet are taped together. But I've been wrong before, once in 1981.

Get a bicycle and peddle around the world.

So a long lost mate was having a beer or 3000 with his fishing mate at Perosapine (Queensland) when they thought they'd visit us in Darwin. After a few days of flying, hitching, bussing, they arrived at our place horribly drunk and disorderly with just Tshirts shorts and thongs they were wearing and credit cards. Decided to go to the Casino, so had to buy some shoes (can't get in the Casino without shoes.) My mate's fishing friend had had a fishing accident and lost a foot, so he told the shop keeper he only wanted to buy 1 shoe as he only had 1 foot. Eventually he bough 2 shoes and put one on his good foot and nailed the other one on back-to-front on his peg leg. Was interesting at the Casino and I think we left before too much trouble. They made there way back to Queensland after wifey had had enough of these drunks at our place and kicked them out.

France 2 Peg er. London ...? Peg er?

Non left...we at them all.

Just catching up to the big fat males over there.

Lots of termites in Pattaya.

Bit ruff...'Americans, things like'. They do have a sense of humour you know.

Ned, Echoes et. all. were on an underwater mission to find something (a motorised oven if I recall) and didn't know the directions so they knocked on this oyster to ask for directions. Minn answered: 'H e l l OOo.' Ned asked " hello, is Pearl in?". Reply: 'No I'm her mother'. 'Ahhhhh, you must be Mother of Pearl'. :)

I went on a run with the Canadian Hugh Joergan mob in Pattaya a long time ago. The hare's name was Busted Colostomy Bag. Fitted in well with those other Canadian drunks. In fact I have a Hugh Joergan t-shirt. :)

I very rarely check the bill unless it is something that really sticks out. My local shop under charged me B100 the other day. Told wifey the next day who paid the money. I had no idea, but they said sorry the next time I saw them.

Yes an old ON ON bar.

What a stupid place for a speed bump.

'There there Neddy. Pull up a chair'.

'What what what what what!' Said Neddy "You silly, twisted boy." Said Major Bloodnock.

Another "Winner" of the Worst Joke Ever. :)

Sorry, it was me.

Two cannibals were eating a human, when one said to the other 'how you going?' The other one replied, "great! I'm having a ball."

My report was submitted and approved already. I think it depends on your Imm office how quickly they approve the 90 day report. The 2 times before this I had to ring up the Kalasin office and then they did it.

Trouble was that for a server, when the data got corrupted you really didn't know what was wrong until you reloaded a brand new instance of the NT System.

Have you got a diagram of how you are supplying power to the lights?

Should include: Singapore, Sardinia, ++ and Thailand.

Being positive :) It's an idea that was always on the cards. Good for Pattaya. They need to do sand migration test so that all the Pattaya sandy (world class) beaches don't wash away.

L1L2L3 Part. You have a three phase supply (like me). Most people have a one phase supply. A one phase supply has 2 incoming wires L1 and common or neutral. A three phase supply has 4 incoming wires L1, L2, L3 and common or neutral.

Hi. My son and better half are off from Australia for 3 months in Italy ++ then to see us in Thailand. Not knowing anything about esims, can you advise on a best one to get for their travels?