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    Warning, Tropical Bar, Soi 2.

    in Pattaya

    Posted

    Cheers for the advice Mike

    The g/f has been wanting to go there for a while probably because of the nice lighting, we had a walk down there yesterday as I wasn't sure which bar you were talking about and it was full of Thai guy's playing pool so maybe the "manager" you spoke with is a boyfriend of the girl that ripped you off :o

    As for buying the honest lady a drink I think that must be a first  :D

    No the manager isn't dating a female! The manager just happens to be gay and so are quite a few of the boys that work in there. Get your facts right :D

    Warning, Tropical Bar, Soi 2.

    in Pattaya

    Posted · Edited by Ice Maiden

    I've only ever had that problem with the change once but as soon as I told him he sorted it out and went mad at the staff.

    That hardly bodes well for the rest of us then if youve been friends with the boss for years and they try it on with you........:o

    Edit.....wonder why his other bar got closed down?...... :D

    They are always losing bar staff. It was some new members of staff that tried it on not the boss he was actually sat at our table with us when it happened and noticed it first.

    How Do Animals Fit In?

    in Buddhism

    Posted

    I've noticed the way some Thais treat animals though it is really quite cruel. We live with three dogs and yesterday I stopped the children punching them :o

    They also got a puppy the other day as a gift for my Step-mums brother. Her sister has dropped it one hundred times and when she does they all find it funny! My Dads other ex Thai wife had a dog in England, she used to beat it with a wooden stick everyday if it didn't eat it's food. The dog unfortunatley grew up to be so nasty we had to put it down :D

    My step-mum's other sister also got a puppy and threw it out when it was older because it wasn't cute anymore.

    If they want to buy a dog then why don't they learn how to look after it?

    Who Wears The Apron

    in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

    Posted

    I had to vote for the last option "my house is a tip" as I´m never home except to slep and change clothes, oh! and I await a the arrival of a pink Thingie from Jellyland to turn 18 and get over here

    ....  :D  :o  :D  :D

    (uh-oh! Now I´m in trouble!!

    The pink thingie from Jellyland wanted me to tell you she is no ones slave :D:D

    What Are Your Favorite Movie Dialouges...

    in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

    Posted

    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels

    Eddie: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like givin' them a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm.

    Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ######-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

    Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?

    Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.

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    Rory Breaker: Your stupidity may be your one saving grace.

    Nick the Greek: Uuugh?

    Rory Breaker: Don't "uuugh" me, Greek boy!

    -----------------------------------------

    Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that <deleted>. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles <deleted> when he is not paying in cheques!

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    Tom: [after having just robbed Dog and his crew] Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it?

    Soap: When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know.

    Eddie: Bacon, see what we've got.

    Bacon: Let's have a butcher's, eh?

    [As he inspects their loot]

    Bacon: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.

    Tom: What?

    [bacon holds up an unconscious man]

    Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!

    Bacon: I think he's still alive -- he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?

    Eddie: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights!

    Bacon: Knock him out? What'd ya mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?

    Eddie: I don't know! Use your imagination!

    [bacon punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain.]

    Tom: Don't touch him up! Knock him out!

    Bacon: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? *You* knock him out.

    Eddie: I ######ing hate traffic wardens.

    [After a pause, Tom and Eddie jump into the back of the van with Bacon; all three proceed to batter the Traffic Warden senseless.]

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    Eddie: They're armed.

    Soap: Armed, armed with what?

    Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

    What Are Your Favorite Movie Dialouges...

    in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

    Posted

    Fight Club

    Tyler Durden - [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?

    Narrator - So you can breath

    Tyler Durden - Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

    Narrator - That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

    --------------------------------------------------

    Narrator: Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?

    Tyler Durden: C'mon, do me this one favor.

    Narrator: Why?

    Tyler Durden: Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

    Narrator: No, but that's a good thing.

    Tyler Durden: No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve.

    Narrator: This is crazy.

    Tyler Durden: So go crazy. Let 'er rip.

    Narrator: I don't know about this.

    Tyler Durden: I don't either. Who gives a shit? No one's watching. What do you care?

    Narrator: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?

    Tyler Durden: That's right.

    Narrator: What, like in the face?

    Tyler Durden: Surprise me.

    Narrator: This is so ######ing stupid...

    [Narrator swings, connects against Tyler's head]

    Tyler Durden: Mother######er! You hit me in the ear!

    Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

    Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?

    Narrator: Guess I ######ed it up...

    Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!

    --------------------------------------------------------------

    Can't Find Internet Explorer

    in IT and Computers

    Posted

    hi all......kids messing :o  with my computer now system goes strait to firefox and i can not find my internet explorer which i prefer too use. tryd windows download sight but just updates there????????running xp home trying the back up thing now..  thanks for your input on this.... :D

    Try searching for IE then once found set as your default.

    Warning, Tropical Bar, Soi 2.

    in Pattaya

    Posted

    Boycott the place, and hopefully they'll be forced to close down. Why would anyone go to a bar where the manager has been seen threatening punters with guns!!!!  :o

    Been friends with the manager for years he always looks out for me, he wouldn't ever harm me.

    His other bar got closed down but he opened a new one, he'll only keep opening new ones.

    Warning, Tropical Bar, Soi 2.

    in Pattaya

    Posted

    Gosh thats a shame. I've been going in that bar for a few years now and it's one of my faves. I have never had that problem with that bar :o

    I wouldn't argue with the manager though... Saw a guy get a gun put to his head for arguing with the manager :D

    Long Haul Flight Entertainement

    in Thailand Travel Forum

    Posted

    Yes, buy a new MP3 player for sure. I usually survive most of the flight with my music collection. I organise several different playlists suiting a different genre of music and I always make a playlist for sleeping to; who wants to listen to people snoring?

    I find reading on planes gives me a pain in the neck :o

    And as for the flight movies I agree most of them are chick flicks *yawn* I know I'm a female but I prefer horror movies or action.

    As for the laptop upgrading to first class or business would be a better option. Then get a load of new games for it. A football game? Eeek. I recomend something like a F.E.A.R demo - enjoy :D

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