Ice Maiden
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erm.. right... She.... But she is Ting Tong, Bah, Mak Mak!!!
Kayo ben baa !
She has just informed me she dosen't commit to cleaning after men whilst in her youth
... Anytime Kayo
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I've only ever had that problem with the change once but as soon as I told him he sorted it out and went mad at the staff.
That hardly bodes well for the rest of us then if youve been friends with the boss for years and they try it on with you........
Edit.....wonder why his other bar got closed down?......
They are always losing bar staff. It was some new members of staff that tried it on not the boss he was actually sat at our table with us when it happened and noticed it first.
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Of course not.... You´d do everything voluntary.... WOULDN¨T YOU!!!!
Yes... She would... If she was crazy
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Gosh thats a shame. I've been going in that bar for a few years now and it's one of my faves. I have never had that problem with that bar
Whats he doing letting you in the bar at the age of 14 ice? Thats a bit naughty of him anyway.
Didn't say anything about drinking alcoholic drinks though did I?
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I've noticed the way some Thais treat animals though it is really quite cruel. We live with three dogs and yesterday I stopped the children punching them
They also got a puppy the other day as a gift for my Step-mums brother. Her sister has dropped it one hundred times and when she does they all find it funny! My Dads other ex Thai wife had a dog in England, she used to beat it with a wooden stick everyday if it didn't eat it's food. The dog unfortunatley grew up to be so nasty we had to put it down
My step-mum's other sister also got a puppy and threw it out when it was older because it wasn't cute anymore.
If they want to buy a dog then why don't they learn how to look after it?
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I had to vote for the last option "my house is a tip" as I´m never home except to slep and change clothes, oh! and I await a the arrival of a pink Thingie from Jellyland to turn 18 and get over here
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(uh-oh! Now I´m in trouble!!
The pink thingie from Jellyland wanted me to tell you she is no ones slave
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She Missed!!!! Wilma, the largest hurricane EVER.. Missed us completely and went off and buggered the mexicans and gringo´s .... YAY!!!!
But from what I gather...a lot of people inconvenienced, but no deaths reported thankfully...
Thats a good thing
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels
Eddie: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like givin' them a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ######-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.
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Rory Breaker: Your stupidity may be your one saving grace.
Nick the Greek: Uuugh?
Rory Breaker: Don't "uuugh" me, Greek boy!
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Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that <deleted>. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles <deleted> when he is not paying in cheques!
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Tom: [after having just robbed Dog and his crew] Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it?
Soap: When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know.
Eddie: Bacon, see what we've got.
Bacon: Let's have a butcher's, eh?
[As he inspects their loot]
Bacon: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.
Tom: What?
[bacon holds up an unconscious man]
Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!
Bacon: I think he's still alive -- he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?
Eddie: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights!
Bacon: Knock him out? What'd ya mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?
Eddie: I don't know! Use your imagination!
[bacon punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain.]
Tom: Don't touch him up! Knock him out!
Bacon: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? *You* knock him out.
Eddie: I ######ing hate traffic wardens.
[After a pause, Tom and Eddie jump into the back of the van with Bacon; all three proceed to batter the Traffic Warden senseless.]
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Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
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Fight Club
Tyler Durden - [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator - So you can breath
Tyler Durden - Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator - That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
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Narrator: Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden: C'mon, do me this one favor.
Narrator: Why?
Tyler Durden: Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
Narrator: No, but that's a good thing.
Tyler Durden: No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve.
Narrator: This is crazy.
Tyler Durden: So go crazy. Let 'er rip.
Narrator: I don't know about this.
Tyler Durden: I don't either. Who gives a shit? No one's watching. What do you care?
Narrator: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden: That's right.
Narrator: What, like in the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so ######ing stupid...
[Narrator swings, connects against Tyler's head]
Tyler Durden: Mother######er! You hit me in the ear!
Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
Narrator: Guess I ######ed it up...
Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!
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hi all......kids messing with my computer now system goes strait to firefox and i can not find my internet explorer which i prefer too use. tryd windows download sight but just updates there????????running xp home trying the back up thing now.. thanks for your input on this....
Try searching for IE then once found set as your default.
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Sounds like a scum bag , is he Thai or Farang ?
Thai.
I've only ever had that problem with the change once but as soon as I told him he sorted it out and went mad at the staff.
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Boycott the place, and hopefully they'll be forced to close down. Why would anyone go to a bar where the manager has been seen threatening punters with guns!!!!
Been friends with the manager for years he always looks out for me, he wouldn't ever harm me.
His other bar got closed down but he opened a new one, he'll only keep opening new ones.
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Swallow.
Quiche lorraine
Just trying to get your post count up honey,
swallow
Cherries
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Bad idea? Maybe keep the symbols but forget the lists of names? I certainly wouldn't want to discriminate openly.
I'm still going with having the moderators to intervene when necessary when things get too out of hand. I don't think everyone putting symbols in their posts would last to be honest but it's a nice idea Chownah.
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Why don't we use a rating system...you put anywhere from one to five stars (asstearrisks) in the title which will indicate how much political intrusion you will tolerate.....you put anywhere from one to five of these guys '@' to indicate how much humor you will tolerate.....you put anywhere from one to five of these guys '&' to indicate how much deviation from the topic you will tolerate....AND ....on the first page of every post you put a list of posters you would prefer not post at all and a list of posters you would like to respond...anyone not on the two lists can either post or not at their own discretion. Then, everyone who posts uses the same symbols to indicate how they would like the responses to be for their posts which then goes into effect UNLESS the original poster posts within 2 minutes of said post and overrules the response filter change. If someone other than the original poster posts within two minutes of any post (and thus not allowing the op to overrule) then they will be called 'offsides' and the op will be allowed a free kick.
This should solve the problem.
I not quite sure about that idea Chownah. Welcoming certain members to post and certain members to not is surely discrimination? I think all members should be able to reply to threads and posts but when it is taken too far then the moderators should come in.
Bedlam is supposed to be a more relaxed forum than the rest so why don't we keep it that way? Having systems here would take that away. I think mods should just intervene when threads are taken over or when posts have gone to far.
Just my opinion though.
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