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Breaking rocks in the hot sun...

In the top pic looks like he's stopped in the street to rearrange his wedding tackle.

It was a graveyard smash.

"Tiny little pants chain around my boot Shakin' in the dark I'm a teen-age prostitute" 🎶 Frank Zappa

Good twerking is a thing to behold. Having seen my namesake (I was using the name first) in impressive full throttle I do have respect for this artform. She even had the junta chief aquiver, leading to his injunction to reduce her signature nine consecutive twerks to a maximum of three.

"Lord Longford gives me the f***ing horn. "I reckon it's the way he does his hair, you know... " Derek and Clive

Director Francis Ford Coppola used “The End” at the start of his Vietnam War film Apocalypse Now. The reason was surprisingly simple. Coppola reportedly liked the irony of opening the movie with a song titled “The End.” Coppola may have made this quip, but he was a big fan of The Doors, and had been friends with the band members since film school at UCLA where they all attended. The use of this song in the movie score was an inspired choice, not only at the start of the film to set the mood, but especially later on with chaotic scenes upriver with Kurtz, the buffalo sacrifice etc.

Dissing fellow Pattaya punters by calling them Shrek is vintage bob smith...

A bit difficult to follow as the dog was barking in Thai. But here's the gist of it: "Collar him! Drag him to the pound and chew up his passport! Bite the b@stard!"

Was she uneasy on the eye?

"My meatballs bring all the girls to the yard..." 🎶

Right between the dunes.

"We're apprehending you for stealing that motorcycle, Helmut!"

Where did they tase him?

It's a common linguistic error to confuse the b and p consonants here.

He actually is an inch over the maximum height of 80 inches.

This should have been a red flag. It's entirely reasonable for the mother to refer to them as a couple, throuple isn't easy to pronounce locally.

First rule of armed robbery - always try to be unobtrusive. A two metre burglar is about as much use as a one metre burglar.

It may have been street talk, as in "I had a brother taken out, he wuz pimpin' in my soi..."

A similar incident happened here too in a soi 4 hotel a few decades ago. The ladyboy was defenestrated, and the hotel acquired a reputation as being haunted, putting the willies up the local girls ever since.

Beware - this listing includes the Bud Light geezer...

It did indeed. The other consideration was the much weaker baht. 500฿ was well under £10 back in those days, right up until the crash around 2008.

She may have been a third rate first lady, but she made a first rate second best in the unpopularity poll.

"Um, well, what we are talking about in privy terms is the latest in front wall fresh air orifices combined with a wide capacity gutter installation below."

The numbers quoted in this article originated in a couple of stories in the UK tabloids in February 2017 and have been trotted out on a fairly regular basis since then.