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sipi

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  1. I exercise Deepak Chopra's "law of minimum effort"
  2. My wife came into bedroom wearing her school uniform. "Do I look sexy" she asked. I replied "No love. You look like a slow learner"
  3. My last job interview.... Interviewer " What is your greatest weakness?" Me "My honesty" Interviewer "I don't think honesty is a weakness" Me "I don't give a f what you think"
  4. I keep at least 2 layers between me and the outside world. And preferably at least 4 layers between my giblets and yours.
  5. My wife told me to build a house, so I did. About it really.
  6. I need an asprin and a lie down after trying to read that.
  7. I've still got a few more temples to visit. Of course that's the reason I moved to Thailand.
  8. My son plays a mean bass guitar, so I had this brain wave that I would learn the 6 string, and we could have some fun times bashing out ACDC. No-one told me the strings are quarter inch apart, and you need to be dextrous, flexible, coordinated, and not deaf or blind. Anyway, that didn't work out.
  9. On my 50th the misses turned up at our village in the middle of nowhere with a hot pizza and a cold carton. To this day I still don't know how she did it.
  10. My 12 year old took on the big guns and came away with bronze. Still looking for something similar in Thailand. https://youtu.be/UOKLLQXBrVw
  11. So apparently I've been diagnosed with sleep apnea. Nothing serious, but I stopped breathing 155 times for over a minute over 4 hours. It appears I'm dead more than alive.
  12. 14 minutes to get a bite at 3am. That's almost a record.
  13. I'll do it for B28k cash.
  14. Go to bed at 11pm. 1am, staring at the ceiling. 3am, staring at the ceiling. 5am, staring at the ceiling. 6am, get up. Following night, repeat... What I would give for a good night's sleep. I can't even blame the chickens or the karaoke bar.
  15. Are there any indoor skydivers here? My son is signed off with the International Bodyflight Association to hit any tunnel worldwide with 4 others, but we haven't been to any tunnels in Thailand yet. There is a Skyventure in Bangkok apparently, bit we've never been there.
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