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  1. sipi
    I keep at least 2 layers between me and the outside world. And preferably at least 4 layers between my giblets and yours.
  2. sipi
    My wife told me to build a house, so I did. About it really.
  3. sipi
    I need an asprin and a lie down after trying to read that.
  4. sipi
    I've still got a few more temples to visit. Of course that's the reason I moved to Thailand.
  5. sipi
    My son plays a mean bass guitar, so I had this brain wave that I would learn the 6 string, and we could have some fun times bashing out ACDC. No-one told me the strings are quarter inch apart, and you need to be dextrous, flexible, coordinated, and not deaf or blind. Anyway, that didn't work out.
  6. sipi
    On my 50th the misses turned up at our village in the middle of nowhere with a hot pizza and a cold carton. To this day I still don't know how she did it.
  7. sipi
    My 12 year old took on the big guns and came away with bronze. Still looking for something similar in Thailand. https://youtu.be/UOKLLQXBrVw
  8. sipi
    So apparently I've been diagnosed with sleep apnea. Nothing serious, but I stopped breathing 155 times for over a minute over 4 hours. It appears I'm dead more than alive.
  9. sipi
    14 minutes to get a bite at 3am. That's almost a record.
  10. sipi
    I'll do it for B28k cash.
  11. sipi
    Catholic priest.
  12. sipi
    Punctuation is over rated. Let's help your uncle Jack off his horse. Let's help your uncle jack off his horse. Let's eat, Grandma. Let's eat Grandma.
  13. sipi
    The short-back-and-sides, boilersuit wearing feminists are losing their tits over the possibility of 3 generations of male dominated monarchy. God save the King lol..
  14. sipi
    Dunno. I'm not a woman.
  15. sipi
    A woman marries a man hoping she can change him. A man marries a woman hoping she will never change. Of course the woman changes, and the man doesn't.
  16. sipi
    I'm the man of the house, but my wife controls the money. Frankly, I'm hopeless at that and she's much better, so she's welcome to it.
  17. sipi
    https://youtu.be/KHbzSif78qQ Why won't my videos embed? I'm going on strike.
  18. sipi
    I loved your duet with Dolly Parton "Islands in the stream"
  19. sipi
    Westpac aren't any better.
  20. sipi
    Dunno. Maybe both?
  21. sipi
    Go to bed at 11pm. 1am, staring at the ceiling. 3am, staring at the ceiling. 5am, staring at the ceiling. 6am, get up. Following night, repeat... What I would give for a good night's sleep. I can't even blame the chickens or the karaoke bar.
  22. sipi
    I'm a trend setter. I went grey, then my friends went grey. I got glasses, then my friends got glasses. I put on weight, then my friends put on weight....
  23. sipi
    Oui Senor.
  24. sipi
    Lovely country. Very expensive.
  25. sipi
    It was definitely fake. The moon comes out at night, and they took off during the day.

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