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As U get older ,have you become a dilligaf ?
sipi replied to georgegeorgia's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
My last job interview.... Interviewer " What is your greatest weakness?" Me "My honesty" Interviewer "I don't think honesty is a weakness" Me "I don't give a f what you think" -
Is it okay not to wear underwear for a man?
sipi replied to topswijaya's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
I keep at least 2 layers between me and the outside world. And preferably at least 4 layers between my giblets and yours. -
My wife told me to build a house, so I did. About it really.
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I've still got a few more temples to visit. Of course that's the reason I moved to Thailand.
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My son plays a mean bass guitar, so I had this brain wave that I would learn the 6 string, and we could have some fun times bashing out ACDC. No-one told me the strings are quarter inch apart, and you need to be dextrous, flexible, coordinated, and not deaf or blind. Anyway, that didn't work out.
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On my 50th the misses turned up at our village in the middle of nowhere with a hot pizza and a cold carton. To this day I still don't know how she did it.
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My 12 year old took on the big guns and came away with bronze. Still looking for something similar in Thailand. https://youtu.be/UOKLLQXBrVw
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So apparently I've been diagnosed with sleep apnea. Nothing serious, but I stopped breathing 155 times for over a minute over 4 hours. It appears I'm dead more than alive.
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What work did you do back in your home country?
sipi replied to Non Immigrant's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
14 minutes to get a bite at 3am. That's almost a record. -
Lazada again - Potential scam? I'm not sure how. But ...
sipi replied to Crossy's topic in General Topics
I'll do it for B28k cash. -
What work did you do back in your home country?
sipi replied to Non Immigrant's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Catholic priest. -
Punctuation is over rated. Let's help your uncle Jack off his horse. Let's help your uncle jack off his horse. Let's eat, Grandma. Let's eat Grandma.
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In memoriam, The Queen through the years, God Bless.
sipi replied to Social Media's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
The short-back-and-sides, boilersuit wearing feminists are losing their tits over the possibility of 3 generations of male dominated monarchy. God save the King lol.. -
Dunno. I'm not a woman.
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A woman marries a man hoping she can change him. A man marries a woman hoping she will never change. Of course the woman changes, and the man doesn't.
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I'm the man of the house, but my wife controls the money. Frankly, I'm hopeless at that and she's much better, so she's welcome to it.
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https://youtu.be/KHbzSif78qQ Why won't my videos embed? I'm going on strike.
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I loved your duet with Dolly Parton "Islands in the stream"
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Does anyone have to deal with ANZ in Australia.
sipi replied to giddyup's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Westpac aren't any better. -
Dunno. Maybe both?
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Go to bed at 11pm. 1am, staring at the ceiling. 3am, staring at the ceiling. 5am, staring at the ceiling. 6am, get up. Following night, repeat... What I would give for a good night's sleep. I can't even blame the chickens or the karaoke bar.
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I'm a trend setter. I went grey, then my friends went grey. I got glasses, then my friends got glasses. I put on weight, then my friends put on weight....
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Lovely country. Very expensive.